Why not none? Bones are a terrible affliction.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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You can add new bones to your body any time you please
Are you hitting on me??
more like hitting your jaw to ameliorate the human affliction of "only one jawbone"
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )
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OP's mom doesn't seem to mind
I'm having flashbacks to creationist boner dinosaurs
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The human body evolved for resilience: having a large number of bones provides redundancy, meaning that we can break many bones and still have at least one to spare.
It's also partially a vestigial trait, as our ancestors needed to do a lot of boning in order for the species to survive - nowadays we don't need to replenish our numbers as much.
That explains why no one would sleep with me. It's not me, it's just biology.
I also vote for outside bone instead of inside bone.
Evolution isn't a democracy but sure, freedom of speech
Alan Dean Foster wrote a scif novel called Nor Crystal Tears that was mainly from the pov of an alien insect species. The differences were explored in body structure and culture and the confusion when they run across these weird humans with their bones on the inside... and they made obscene noises with their flapping flesh things on their head.
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Oh, humans can have basically one bone.
They are horrible and agonizing conditions, perhaps similar to being slowly partially or totally mummified by your own body.
Ankylosing Spondylitis, Pfeiffer Syndrome, Klippel-Feil Syndrome, etc.
Imagine your bones all fusing together. You can't bend, or maybe walk, move your jaw, or maybe even breathe.
If he had just one bone then we wouldn't rattle when we walk.
Reject articulation; become dog biscuit
People would be intentionally breaking bones, for "super-human" flexiblity.
There would be no need for muscles with only one bone
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I once met a person with Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Her bones were fusing together and over time she became more and more immobile. She's probably dead now. I hope that answers your questions.
That's horrible. In the end, did she get chucked into her grave like a frisbee?
I heard they just propped her up in the foyer. She probably looked like the image on the right.
If we had just one, it would be very hard to move.
Skill issue
Nah
Humans are the only ape not to have a penis bone.
i feel cheated somehow.
Lol I’d be keeping a tally on how many I broke off. You don’t actually want that.
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Human animal cracker
genius question. in the next chapter: why do we have 10¹² cells and not just one giant one?
single celled amoeba superiority?
Yeah, we say bone not bany, what gives...
Smooth, efficient, and most of all, calm
For one thing you couldn’t hear sounds or noises all that good withou free-floating inner ear bones
It would be a lot more painful when drinking BoneHurtingJuice
MONOBONE
Is an osteoblast posting this? They hate constantly getting their hard work removed by osteoclasts.
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I have one big bone right now. Hey, baby
Sometimes I have 207 bones, wink wink
Dog treat kinda bone
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