If they want to be successful at doing the thing that's in their name, they just need to add one word: "department of war crimes"
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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To be fair, Trump has announced this war is finished 38 times already. So he's lost 38 wars.
its the department of pickled punkass petey
He didn't name it the department of winning wars. Checkmate libs.
Poor luck Pete
Hegseth drinks his own piss
.... But only because it's 80 proof
The DoW.. The DoW is at 300 billion dollars...
It's the DoD unless changed by an act of Congress no matter how much the tiny dick drunkard wants it to be otherwise.
You can’t lose a war if you are constantly starting new ones…
Listen, you guys, if you could see him do a keg-stand, you'd totally realize how cool he is. /s
When a non-serious person is acting serious, they just look angry. Pete would have benefitted more from acting lessons than a whitehouse make-up chair.
Right? Looks like he is struggling to take a shit in that pic
You would think that would be easy for him, considering he is full of it.
Nah, if shitting were easy for him then he wouldn't be full of it anymore.
At least it was a war. Imagine having a Department of Special Military Operations.
Department of Excursions
That's the secret service, with all the golf trips they go on
Excretions
One has to wonder if he expected Iran to fight back, if he was naïve enough to assume they’d simply roll over.
He absolutely thought it would be like Venezuela and purged anyone who (would have) told him this would be a terrible idea.
From the land of the exceptional and the home of the clueless? Yeah, probably. He thinks he's the hero in an action movie, instead of an oafish villain in a tragic comedy.
Iran is literally in the business of making battle tested drones for Russia. What could go wrong?