Mildly Infuriating

"Dealer high on own supply says everyone should get high"

Good thing movements reclaiming streets back for citizens already exist. In fact even businesses who initially opposed this actually realize it's better for them too.

Looks at photos of Amsterdam and Paris just decades ago. It's like smoking in planes.

We as a society try, fail, learn, and overcome BS.

How…how old are you, Jensen?

Different idea, how about we get the cars out of the way of the children again, and also shun LLMs?

If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.

One of the worst takes of all time

Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.

God, he is such an insufferable dick and no jack ass, kids still play in the streets even with the cars but I wouldn't expect a out of touch billionaire to even understand a bit of actual life and no, I don't want your AI slop anywhere near my life.

Everyone has to start buying my product. We have no choice. I don't make the rules.

Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.

Everyone should use guillotines. Society has no choice but to change. I used to be a parasite. When the revolution came along, you obviously can't be a parasite now

I strongly suspect this jackal doesn't predate cars.

I also strongly suggest kids preferred not to play in the ditches we used to call streets before cars.

Everybody should use _____. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When _____ came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everybody should use guns. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When guns came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everybody should use drugs. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When drugs came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

I'm seeing a pattern here...only bad things work in his example.

Just like AI was made to make people think less, cars were made so people couldn't play on the streets anymore so we would have less Vitamin D and physical activity. First step to domination is weakening your enemy.

CEO says thing in attempt to force thing to be true because it’s beneficial to CEO.

Bezos does the same shit.

Zuck tells them to be happy because AI, too.

Uhhh, we def played in the streets despite cars. You just call off the game for a sec

Turns out, if you don't sacrifice cities on the car altar and plan for quality of life instead, children can in fact play on the streets. The Netherlands show it.

When cars come along you just yell "Car!" and get out of the street.

When cars came along? How old is he?

"Please use my product so I don't have to sell one of my yachts".

I'm in the US. Kids still play in the street.

Rich-asshole/CEO-says-a-thing journalism. They say something completely absurd, and it actually makes its way around the news and memes. I swear, if we stop reporting these imbeciles and sharing this nonsense, half of the internet would have no idea what to do. The internet thrives and dies on these stupid souless pointless reactionary news articles, Tiktok dancing and tide-pod eating/trendy bullshit, and LLM stupidity.

c/fuck_ai and c/fuckcars collab

Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.

No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.

Is he being pro-AI or anti-car?

Where I grew up, streets were the only place to play.

Yell car and move to the side. Then resume your street football game.

Jensen’s leather jacket shtick is worse than Zukk’s necklace bling bullshit. CEO “cool” consultants living the dream making these guys look like absolute clowns.

Man, I didn't know they didn't have cars back in the 60s.

He has sunk so much money into the hindenburg that is the AI bubble at this point he is just trying to convince anyone who will listen.

The AI bubble depends on this kind of brainwashing to stay inflated. But they can't escape the truth, that AI is an answer looking for a question that isn't necessarily being asked. Sure there are useful applications, but I don't actually need it for anything I do.

It seems to be a big deal to people who don't know how to do a lot of stuff. I already know how to do a lot of things, and I know how to find info by reading when I need to learn something, so the most popular use cases for AI don't apply to me and I just don't use it.

You know, he's right - we should start investing in mass transit so we don't need the cars, and kids can play in the street again.

Laughs in car Free zones

If their product was really that incredible they wouldn't need to sell it so god damn hard.

Cars and car-first infrastructure have been massively bad ecologically, socially, and environmentally.

This guy sounds like someone who has been told how smart he is a few too many times in elementary school.

He should take that stupid fucking leather jacket off and get in touch with reality.

“Why won’t you use my gimmick?” (｡╯︵╰｡)

I’d rather burn down your headquarters than use your shitty, unreliable, insane environment killer.

But honestly, this guy is an asshole. He doesn’t seem to care about selling this to people. In fact, he’s practically openly hostile to people. He’s always talking to and selling to companies and government (America, mostly?)

It’s the most “bubble” fucking thing I’ve ever seen.