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context because this is kinda a terminally online meme:

A popular online "looksmaxxer" got a bunch of cosmetic surgery and people are making fun of how it isn't worth it for male insecurities

This guy is an asshole and the hate is deserved. He shot an alligator on stream for views (which is illegal btw) and overdosed on stream and a bunch of other bad shit. Along with promoting insecurities/dangerous chemicals/steroids/treating women like objects/penis pumps/etc to children.

For those that don't know looksmaxxing is a movement that expanded from incel culture and involves taking TRT (steroids) underage, smashing your face bones with a hammer, diy surgeries, etc. It is expanding massively online and creates a LOT of new words that Gen z use half ironically half unironically.

TLDR: Dumbass alpha male got a bunch of useless cosmetic surgeries and is ruining his life for views. People are making fun of him for it.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 74 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dude doesn't even look all that good. This "looksmaxxing" stuff is just spicy body dysmorphia.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

It really is. Dysmorphia must be getting so bad in boys now. We didn't care when it was women but not that it's making news cycles more means boys are being impacted.

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago

Imagine doing all this, just for Luigi Mangioni to be the real definition of an attractive male, and he isnt even out trying to be called pretty. He just is.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 102 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Im so glad they are. A soon as you research this guy and see how he's telling the next generation of males to basically be incels and hate women, its clear he's a piece of shit. I reckon he's close to killing himself anyway from depression so fingers crossed

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wouldn't wish death on anyone, but I have read some obituaries with much joy.

  • Darth Vader or something
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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

promoting insecurities/dangerous chemicals/steroids/treating women like objects/penis pumps/etc to children.

I had heard of hitting your jaw with a hammer, which is definitely all kinds of batshit insane, but in addition to Looksmaxxingn in general and this whole sentence sounding very Epsteinesque, aren't penis pumps alleged to be the cause behind his distinctive egg/lemon shaped dick deformity?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/epstein-victim-describes-his-extremely-deformed-fruit-shaped-penis/

For a better understanding of how Epstein used the internet and tech to target and undermine the education, mental health and well being of youth, (to clarify, this is in addition but not unrelated to his other criminal activity), I recommend the Behind the Bastards episode about Epstein and Activision:

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-how-jeffrey-epstein-helped-build-the-modern-world-323226341

Dude was strategically planning ways to use video games and social media to target America's youth with the ultimate goal of creating a society of sexist, misinformed, uneducated, and insecure voters who would be willing to vote against their own interests and easier for the elites to control.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The best part about getting old with a beer belly is being in a loving relationship with someone who can see past that and not caring at all. The last time I smashed my face with a hammer was never.

Sucks to be young people these days, though.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm old with a beer belly! Where do I claim my loving relationship?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

I think that's how the swingers movement started.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 51 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I knew this guys name for a minute but forgot it. It’s something like “testicular”, isn’t it?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Funicular or perpendicular or something

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Clavinsecure?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

I cast clavicular fracture!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't think I've ever seen anyone go in for elective cosmetic surgery and come out looking better. There was end up looking like half melted shop mannequins.

Now he looks like he's suffering from some bone wasting disease.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I've seen it, but the problem is twofold: Firstly subtle is better, adding a cup size using fat from elsewhere in the body or trimming a little bit of bone can look good because it's not a radical change that looks artificially constructed. Secondly, it takes a long time to heal right, it looks worse while healing, and it can be easy to not notice the change over that time.

I've seen friends get facial feminization surgery and yeah, they look like a train wreck for a month but a year after surgery sometimes they look better. That said, you also usually need a surgeon willing to tell you no when you ask for too much.

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[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The first thought whenever I see that guy is "Dennis Reynolds, but scarier".

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

this is like mtm transmasc for cis men...

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

like how they call HRT TRT if its dudes taking testosterone

[–] percent@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is this a sentence that I might need to understand IRL, or is it just social media stuff?

(I don't know if this question will be offensive, so apologies in advance if so.)

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[–] Escape13@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The other boys will think he is so pretty 🫣

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

People like this (the guy in the topic, not you, Escape) are the kind of people to unironically say that liking women is gay.

So its 100% for the boys to think he's a pretty pretty princess.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This is my take on it, too. The kinds of things these guys are doing seem to cater to the male gaze.

Developmentally, it's pretty normal for adolescents to style themselves to impress their same-sex peers for a while before they start trying to attract romantic partners. Maybe these guys are in a state of arrested development, maybe they're gay ... but definitely they're very troubled if they think hammering their facial bones is a good idea.

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Charismaxxing is where it's at. It literally gets you everything you want in life.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I prefer ethicsmaxxing. I'm okay with being hated if I know I'm doing the right thing.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Feeling like you're doing the right thing does not strictly require ethics.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Nice. Which part of my face should I smash with a hammer to get that!?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bruh those legs are twigs.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 28 points 4 days ago (6 children)
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (11 children)
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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 34 points 4 days ago

im guessing he was suppose to be thiels new replacement BLOOD boy, after thiels previous one got defenestrated.

[–] homes@piefed.world 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I’m kind of interested to see, five years from now, his “redemption arc“ videos where he realizes everything he did was stupid and wrong and he’s gained 100 pounds and is trying to tell everyone he realizes how wrong he was.

That should be amusing

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

High possibility he doesn't live that long.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My guess is that the meth micro-dosing ends up turning into macro-dosing sooner rather than later.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Holy shit.

I'm ugly, but I've never in my life thought "You know what would make my face look better? Hammer to my own face! Lets break my skull bones! What could possibly go wrong?

And haaaaaaaang on. Did you say he's promoting penis pumps to CHILDREN???

JESUS!!!!

Ok, forget the fact that penis pumps don't actually work anyways....what POSSIBLE use would CHILDREN have for penis pumps??? If you're raising your kid right, they should have zero clue what thats for anyways! Kids shouldn't be thinking about sex at all, much less being targeted for sex toy advertisements!!!

Quick question, honest question.....would a jury convict me if I just stabbed this guy? They'd get what I was doing right? I feel like someone needs to stab him.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago (17 children)

Kids shouldn't be thinking about sex at all

Did you not think about sex when you were in your teens, or do you not believe teens are kids? Either one is kind of weird, no?

Like, what age do they do sex ed where you are?

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sexual education is what keeps children safe. Censorship is what's dangerous to them because then they're unprepared for all of the things they are going to do anyway. Sexual education raises healthy adults. Censorship is what gets you these incel/looksmaxing lunatics.

Edit: OP also said that he's promoting women as penis pumps/objects. He isn't promoting penis pumps directly to children.

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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel like we are looking at the photo people will refer to as the point where he had not yet fucked up his face. Watch him turn out like those crazy plastic surgery addicts who want to look like a Ken doll or some shit

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He did say that no body is a perfect 10/10 and that looksmaxxing will have to be a life long struggle.

So hes already in the right mindset to do that.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (15 children)

So why is he in a wheelchair?

*Article below says it was after wisdom teeth removal.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 16 points 4 days ago

Thanks you for the context. TIL.

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