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context because this is kinda a terminally online meme:

A popular online "looksmaxxer" got a bunch of cosmetic surgery and people are making fun of how it isn't worth it for male insecurities

This guy is an asshole and the hate is deserved. He shot an alligator on stream for views (which is illegal btw) and overdosed on stream and a bunch of other bad shit. Along with promoting insecurities/dangerous chemicals/steroids/treating women like objects/penis pumps/etc to children.

For those that don't know looksmaxxing is a movement that expanded from incel culture and involves taking TRT (steroids) underage, smashing your face bones with a hammer, diy surgeries, etc. It is expanding massively online and creates a LOT of new words that Gen z use half ironically half unironically.

TLDR: Dumbass alpha male got a bunch of useless cosmetic surgeries and is ruining his life for views. People are making fun of him for it.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever seen anyone go in for elective cosmetic surgery and come out looking better. There was end up looking like half melted shop mannequins.

Now he looks like he's suffering from some bone wasting disease.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

It's not the looks but the wealth expenditure.

Being able to spend ludricrously on the scam is a sign of power amongst the elite, and that's only one half. The other half is the attention it provides and that's an economy all on its own.

Material nihilism, where people realise there's no point in hoarding so you gotta splurge AND hoard before you die.

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 3 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

The first thought whenever I see that guy is "Dennis Reynolds, but scarier".

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

promoting insecurities/dangerous chemicals/steroids/treating women like objects/penis pumps/etc to children.

I had heard of hitting your jaw with a hammer, which is definitely all kinds of batshit insane, but in addition to Looksmaxxingn in general and this whole sentence sounding very Epsteinesque, aren't penis pumps alleged to be the cause behind his distinctive egg/lemon shaped dick deformity?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/epstein-victim-describes-his-extremely-deformed-fruit-shaped-penis/

For a better understanding of how Epstein used the internet and tech to target and undermine the education, mental health and well being of youth, (to clarify, this is in addition but not unrelated to his other criminal activity), I recommend the Behind the Bastards episode about Epstein and Activision:

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-how-jeffrey-epstein-helped-build-the-modern-world-323226341

Dude was strategically planning ways to use video games and social media to target America's youth with the ultimate goal of creating a society of sexist, misinformed, uneducated, and insecure voters who would be willing to vote against their own interests and easier for the elites to control.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

this is like mtm transmasc for cis men...

[–] percent@infosec.pub 1 points 9 minutes ago

Is this a sentence that I might need to understand IRL, or is it just social media stuff?

(I don't know if this question will be offensive, so apologies in advance if so.)

[–] majster@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

I just watched Channel 5 interview with him. Before I thought that he is stupid and trashy. He actually seems very smart but a bit misguided.

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Charismaxxing is where it's at. It literally gets you everything you want in life.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Nice. Which part of my face should I smash with a hammer to get that!?

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer ethicsmaxxing. I'm okay with being hated if I know I'm doing the right thing.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Feeling like you're doing the right thing does not strictly require ethics.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The best part about getting old with a beer belly is being in a loving relationship with someone who can see past that and not caring at all. The last time I smashed my face with a hammer was never.

Sucks to be young people these days, though.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm old with a beer belly! Where do I claim my loving relationship?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 24 minutes ago

I think that's how the swingers movement started.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 68 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Dude doesn't even look all that good. This "looksmaxxing" stuff is just spicy body dysmorphia.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

It really is. Dysmorphia must be getting so bad in boys now. We didn't care when it was women but not that it's making news cycles more means boys are being impacted.

[–] Escape13@slrpnk.net 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The other boys will think he is so pretty 🫣

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

This is my take on it, too. The kinds of things these guys are doing seem to cater to the male gaze.

Developmentally, it's pretty normal for adolescents to style themselves to impress their same-sex peers for a while before they start trying to attract romantic partners. Maybe these guys are in a state of arrested development, maybe they're gay ... but definitely they're very troubled if they think hammering their facial bones is a good idea.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

People like this (the guy in the topic, not you, Escape) are the kind of people to unironically say that liking women is gay.

So its 100% for the boys to think he's a pretty pretty princess.

[–] homes@piefed.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m kind of interested to see, five years from now, his “redemption arc“ videos where he realizes everything he did was stupid and wrong and he’s gained 100 pounds and is trying to tell everyone he realizes how wrong he was.

That should be amusing

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

High possibility he doesn't live that long.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My guess is that the meth micro-dosing ends up turning into macro-dosing sooner rather than later.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 18 hours ago

I would be surprised if it hasn't already but I don't keep tabs on the man

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Hes autistic and has an addiction to meth. They tend to stay skinny.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Not if they get clean they don't. Really either he's acclimated to amphetamines and getting clean will make staying thin very difficult or he isn't and staying on meth will likely push him past skinny and into visibly unhealthy looking.

And it's difficult to stay a high profile meth addict.

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[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I knew this guys name for a minute but forgot it. It’s something like “testicular”, isn’t it?

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago

Clavinsecure?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Funicular or perpendicular or something

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Furbag@pawb.social 5 points 21 hours ago

Reticulating splines

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I cast clavicular fracture!

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 16 points 1 day ago

Thanks you for the context. TIL.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Im so glad they are. A soon as you research this guy and see how he's telling the next generation of males to basically be incels and hate women, its clear he's a piece of shit. I reckon he's close to killing himself anyway from depression so fingers crossed

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wouldn't wish death on anyone, but I have read some obituaries with much joy.

  • Darth Vader or something
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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Weren't there memes on lemmy just last week making fun of beautiful women who get cosmetic surgery? Dude seemed fairly attractive already but still felt the need for surgery. Unless it was a "if this video gets 10k likes I'll get surgery" situation.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 31 points 1 day ago

im guessing he was suppose to be thiels new replacement BLOOD boy, after thiels previous one got defenestrated.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like we are looking at the photo people will refer to as the point where he had not yet fucked up his face. Watch him turn out like those crazy plastic surgery addicts who want to look like a Ken doll or some shit

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He did say that no body is a perfect 10/10 and that looksmaxxing will have to be a life long struggle.

So hes already in the right mindset to do that.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

That sentence is so close to healthy before veering into wildly unhealthy. No body is a perfect 10/10, and taking care of your body is a lifelong struggle. But vitally the reason no body is perfect is because variety and tastes are key here.

No pie is perfect either, you can make a damn good pie, but there's always going to be someone who doesn't like your filling or your crust type or the flavor profile you built or pies. Someone is going to prefer store bought, or the mediocre pie that their loved one makes. And if you can't accept that you're liable to drive yourself crazy and ruin your recipe in a mad pursuit of perfection.

So yeah, get your body healthy and learn to love it regardless of appearance and even fitness.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 4 points 19 hours ago

Well the second part of his thought is that you're not allowed to be happy until you're perfect.

So you figured out the rest of his destructive philosophy

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 5 points 21 hours ago

Bro just needs an addy

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