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[–] mashr4@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 minutes ago

I could've sworn that there was research about over being the more higenic way. I argued with my brother over this. When I looked online the only research I found was about people who use the over way are more vocal about it

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Nah, see, that's baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.

There are two types of people in this world:

  • Those who have a bidet.
  • And the bidet-less.
[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 56 minutes ago

And in the first group there's a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.

[–] recursivethinking@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)

[–] Justifier@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

The blower built into the bidet

The better question is what are you checking to make sure it's all clean with

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This is what I do but only because there is no wall directly in reach on the left or right of my toilet, only a wall behind me, which makes reaching the toilet paper annoying as shit

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 hour ago

Hang it from the ceiling directly in front of you

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Always use the smaller roll first. If you use the bigger roll, it'll become the smaller, and vice versa, until both run out at about the same time. If you always use the smaller roll, it'll run out first, with the big roll in reserve, giving you a chance to replace the empty one with no TP supply disruption.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Lazy people: attach a thing to the wall to hold Toilet paper? Naah

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

The left means you get a healthy dose of bathroom wall dust which is primarily made of pee.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 44 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Cat owners and normal people

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 22 points 4 hours ago

Tbf, the cat will wreak havoc with either roll.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

People always say that. Like it was in every cat's nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it's the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Consider yourself lucky. I still do it the normal way, but cats absolutely will unroll a toilet roll if it catches their attention.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

It entirely depends on the cat. Some cats will, others couldn't care less.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I've had 2/5 cats I've had donut, so the roll always goes down the back. Kept my kid from unrolling it for about a week lol

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Am cat owner.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 24 points 4 hours ago

George Carlin.

There are only two kinds of people in the world.

Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 hours ago

You forgot about the civilised ones who use bidets.

[–] fedikitty@piefed.social 11 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll to add more mid wipe.

It would have never occurred to me that people out there aren't using every last bit.. so thanks.

P.S. Another possible solution to the kids/animals problem is a door, which bathrooms usually have

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why not replace the roll with the not yet empty roll atop?

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Animals will take it, kids will drop it on the floor and not tell you. Lots of reasons.

Simple fix; just don't have animals or children in the house. If you can't trust someone with that top roll, just artificially classify them into one of those groups and disallow them from your house.

All for the sake of saving a couple squares of TP every so often!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Then set it on the tank. That's a lot of waste in a year {pun not intended).

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Kids will still drop it and why would the tank be better for animals?

And how much paper are you leaving on the rolls in this scenario? It’s less than 10 squares.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

My kids and animals already waste more than that. And the tank is just as accessible to the animals.

It’s also what, 6-10 squares each time? Lol that’s nothing.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Ah well, begging your pardon. I failed to see outside my limited perspective.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Than why not ask a question instead of ordering someone to do it different?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I can see how it came across like that. Unfortunately tone doesn't carry over text.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Keep a box of facial tissues in the bathroom as backup.

[–] lmdnw@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Is the right way clearly shown in the patent illustrations? Unless you own a cat, the left way is wrong IMHO.

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

This was settled years ago. Going off the photo, either option is fine but people that prefer the option on the right will lose their shit if you suggest either option is fine

[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

the third, are clean people who use water(bidet) so the dont leave poop on thier bum

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.

[–] inmatarian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

My roller is on the wall behind the toilet, so left is easier to actually tear off with one hand, right takes two hands.

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago

People who clean their toilet paper holder, and this guy?

[–] oats@piefed.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

When I gave a shit, I don't give a shit about the toilet paper