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Good thread, OP. I fully optimized your mom last night.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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for what?
Just generally optimized.
just better at everything?
I'm not better at any particular thing. I've transcended being better at particular things. I am simply optimized, to the most absolute and radical degree.
how good were you before?
Part of being optimized is not dwelling on the past.
yeah but percentage-wise?
∞%
Bro says they're optimized but can't even write an 8 the right way up. SMH
maybe it fell over in transit
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Not answering quickly it seems.
But are you fully functional?
I've transcended functionality.
You're a manager?
Then what good are you?
I'm not good, I'm optimized.
What is the most optimal question to ask you?
"Are you fully optimized?"
Are you fully optimized?
YES
What’s your morning routine?
While I'm still asleep an AI-generated orchestra radiates subsonic symphonic movements into my cerebral cortex. I awaken when the symphony reaches a crescendo. I take a coffee-ginseng bath while smart contact lenses display the latest economic data. I don't use the data for anything because that would degrade the quality of the data as it rewires my brain. Then my muscles are electrically stimulated in my electro-gym machine (a repurposed tanning bed designed by Japanese drug lords). Then my blood vessels are cleansed in a zero-G centrifuge laboratory (blood pumped out and replaced with a cleansing saline solution while the blood is filtered of all impurities and finally returned to my body). Then it's three hours of wall-climbing while screaming at the top of my lungs.
This is lyrics to a King Missile song, right?
My evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.
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When will you wear wigs?
To the Optimization Ball.
Why have you stopped taking your meds?
I have transcended my meds.
I AM OPTIMIZED
You're already OP in this thread.
What follows is that your are timized
what kind of keyboard do you use?
Keychron K5 SE (low profile) with mint switches (65g actuation force)
Can you run DOOM?
That's for functional. If you want to test optimized, can you run Crysis?
Why did you oil bukkake the pillow guy?
It's just part of the optimization process.
Does this make you the ultimate optimist
absolutely
What is the most optimized colour? For general optimality purposes. I like green.
I am the rainbow
What do you think of unoptimized people?
They are the dirt from which I grew
26C FA582CC113 9063BB? A165? 3DA76 B2B2, 767A1A?
Ah yes, the Fibonacci sequence. Classic.
Dear god, you really are fully optimized!
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