this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2026
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[–] BehavioralClam@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yo wtf this isnt a shitposting, its not even dad humour. 8yo me probably would find this funny

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Shitposting is posting even dumber stuff. Like this:

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nosferatu is canonically a SpongeBob character

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Haha, guess I'm not caught up on my SpongeBob lore

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're reaching heretofore unheard of levels of abstraction sir, perhaps we should abort.

Denied. Continue the experiment.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

I guess the link is Nosferatu?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody ever robs the sperm bank..

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Tbf normal banks would get robbed less too if half of everyone had a money-printer attached to them.

[–] philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] CorrectAlias@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is. In fact, Lucas Cruikshank (the guy that played Fred) is still making videos, just not as Fred (and with much more gay and queer humor): https://youtube.com/user/lucas

Have you not been cursed by the Nickelodeon Fred movie? Also what a weird era of TV Fred on Nick, Annoying Orange on Cartoon Network.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna get that cake, Fred.

[–] MrBackwardsCap@fedinsfw.app 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All looks, no brain. Moron

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

“PUT YOUR HANDS UP, GET ON THE FLOOR, THIRD THING HERE!!”

[–] Jakule17@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

peter thiel and his blood boy

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

His name is Count Orlok, thank you very much!

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not sure where the SB fits into the A but I'm here for it!

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That pic of Noferatu was shown at the end of an episode about the “Hash-Slinging Slasher”, shown to be the one flickering the lights.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Tangential...