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[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 434 points 1 week ago (6 children)

See the problem with posts on Trump these days is that I genuinely do not know if it is a joke or a real post.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 49 points 1 week ago

Trump is the harmful kind of joke, like those that perpetuate racist stereotypes.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago

Emphasis on "punch".

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

After he posted himself as Jesus I won't be surprised by much.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I came to the comments to find out. The “2” will probably draw more fools like me in.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

Does he ever write out the J of his name?

[–] Fleppensteijn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

He would never fully write out his middle name

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 218 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Who’s this little guy hiding in there? 🧐

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago

Got a bit of an epstain on there

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

oh i hope its Anthony Bourdain...

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago

Surprised to see Epstein's ghost in the corner. Bold move

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 58 points 1 week ago

If Trump put himself on the $250 bill he'd absolutely use an AI picture of himself as a homoerotic musclebro

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm only 90% sure this is fake.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Honestly it's 50/50 for me

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[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

You almost had me until I saw the comments and the ghost in the bill

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is a joke, right? I want to believe but this is too much

[–] faerbit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

I'm quite certain, that this is a parody account. But it's a testament to the platform (Xitter) that I cannot check that.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

You know it's fake because he would have used his mugshot

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

[–] nroth@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a shitpost or real?

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I actually think it's a pretty big miss that we didn't have a $250 bill planned for the country's 250th anniversary. Inflation makes a $250 bill reasonable.

Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

Edit: upon further thought, Revere should be on a silver coin.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

John Brown is probably too controversial but, damn, that'd be something to see.

[–] btsax@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

FDR would be a great choice for it, Teddy Roosevelt would be a generally agreeable one though.

Also let's get a $3 bill with Harvey Milk or Brenda Howard on it, just for the fun of it.

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[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only reason I questioned this bill was because Trump doesn't look cool enough here for Donald to have ever approved it stroke or not.

Deff could see this being real soon.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I’m surprised it’s not a $500 bill so he could say he’s just like Mr. Monopoly.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have we really reached the level of absurdity that reality is indistinguishable from satire?

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[–] meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

wheter this is real or not, i still find it hilarious that the word "president" is all caps, and not the word "your"

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

This is obviously fake. Everyone knows trump's middle name is Jerkinit.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Inventing new bills because you can't control inflation

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[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's a fuckign ugly picture jesus christ

I mean, the guy isn't a parangon of beauty for sure, but you can't tell me there isn't a better picture of him out there.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 14 points 1 week ago

IDK, walleyed, badly lit, and grotesquely ugly is how I'll remember him.

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[–] mrspaz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

We know he’s trying to do the whole stick but that’s not the design yeah? 99% sure it’s not the real design and 67% sure the post is real lol

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

New idiom just dropped: "More crooked than a $250 bill"

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The pedo bill.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

ALADEEN the ALADEEN

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

as if the dollar isn't falling fast enough

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago

tRuSt ThE pLaN /s

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's this bridge I'm not using much lately. I'm throwing leeting someone take it off od my hands for a very low price. DM me in truth social if interested.

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