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[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

No way they forgot McGuyver

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

Billie Ray Cyrus, but props to Joe Dirt for the sheer commitment of whatever hairstyle combo that is

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Missing Dr. Badass (Ash) from Supernatural if Joe Dirt made the list. Chad lundburg

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

John Daly

Because while I don't think he has the best mullet specifically, he's combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that's savage.

Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn't a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn't look redneck enough. And the rest just didn't have the balls to do the bowl cut.

Hats off to you John Daly for your committment.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Billy Ray Cyrus: Best Mullet, Joe Dirt: Most Impressive, Theo Von: Would

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 23 hours ago
[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

This is the only correct answer 👍

Mel Gibson, but I don't like what that says about me

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He would have won if it wasn’t for that god damn carol baskins

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

RDA defined my childhood. MacGyver and Stargate were two of my favorite television shows entirely due to that guy's charisma.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but he's also Jack from Stargate.... So that makes him better or redeems himself depending on you look at it.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

idk about "redeems", both roles were petty great.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Put me in for John Daly

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago
[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

mullet so tight the panties just baja blast off.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 6 points 1 day ago

Oh my fucking god I want that Jazz Honda and riding gear. I want it so bad you've no idea.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago

I hate to say it but Billy Ray Cyrus.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Agreed. Maybe not the best mullet on it's own, but MacGyver wore it best.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

YES, was looking for someone who posted David Hasselhoff.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)


~~Cunth~~ Can't handle the mullet.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Wow, no Kenny Powers??

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago
[–] NightTitan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Pardon my saying, but "best mullet" is an oxymoron.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Semi serious answer - Joe Dirt More serious answer - Mel Gibson

Theo Vons, though it looks good, isn't a true mullet. Mel Gibson's a mullet at the limit between mullet and lions mane - the best kind of mullet

Joe dirt's mullet works if you like sharp edges, hence the unconventional beard is actually GOOD in combination with the hair

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

I don't know who most of those people are but, for the ones I do know, I had no idea what they looked like.

Except Joe Dirt. Him I recognize.

Its Billy Ray Cyrus.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i need these sorted into an alignment chart

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That would be an interesting one. I don't think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Perhaps we'll need to replace the lawful-chaotic axis with another spectrum...

The 'sup-howdy axis?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

That might be the best one so far.

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Was gonna say you can’t have a mullet competition without hockey players

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Damn, this one wins, hands down. Glorious.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Where's Danny McBride as Kenny Powers?

[–] Xuntari@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Valtteri Bottas!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I only know who two of them are and one is David Spade in character.

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