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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 months ago (35 children)

God made gay people. God made gay penguins and animals of all varieties. The only indication from God that gay is bad is from the fallible hands of man interpreting his words.

I don’t think God will be upset.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I feel pretty confident that if there is a god and it is just, then sexual orientation doesn’t even register as a concern. I say this as someone who has been outside recently and seen actual problems.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It was hot inside and I knew I could hide in the freezer section at the gross n grow

[–] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If there was a god and they were just genocides wouldn't exist.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You are right I think their god might be a gay penguin

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 months ago

Having shit stolen from you when you're supposedly all powerful. That's just sad.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Christians. Making God seem like a massive asshole for millennia.

And God not smiting them.

Maybe "he" is an asshole.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

TBF if you've read any of the old testament, god is a total asshole and always was.

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[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's not God's job to smite assholes. Not a Christian btw.

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[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Minions ! Tonight we steal... the Rainbow !

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't the rainbow a promise that god wouldn't kill a lot of people in the future? Seems like god gave the rainbow to just the right people.

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What DOES God need with a ~~starship~~ rainbow anyway?

[–] Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

The one scene from the movie why I can't dislike it.
This and some of the physical comedy makes me chuckle. I'm a simple person.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God moves in mysterious ways like Kinky Steve at the BDSM club.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Can I quote you on this one? You worded it perfectly

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Obligatory Dan Hentschel post

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like how coyote stole fire

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That was coyote? I've been blaming my cat.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It might have been gayote. idk.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would they care about he rainbow when they do only black and and white thinking?

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

God's rainbow was different, it had a gradient like all those fucking apps with shitty AI integration

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

God gave humanity the rainbow, we'll do what we want with it.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wrong, we stole it from a leprechaun's pot of gold.
With a little help from a slightly... unhinged barbarian, of course.

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the rainbow is seven colors, the pride flag is six (It lacks indigo).

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The color Indigo does not exist. It is a deep state plot to get us to like people named Roy

[–] lena 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Prometheus brings fire to humanity, painting

We stole the rainbow like Prometheus stole fire from the gods.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Old people raving about religious crap should be committed to a home and not allowed to drive or vote.

[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Preferably Shady Pines

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

...and then God put them on Earth where the humans live, just like everything else on flags. Are you saying that was unintentional? God made a mistake??? WHAT THE FUCK?? HANG THIS HERETIC!!!

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I wonder if seeing natural rainbows ruins their day.

[–] joe@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

I guess some of you guys want to dispute this whole thing, but I'll gladly accept the accolade of stole the rainbow from god.

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