this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2026
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Just billionaire things

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[–] AGM@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago

Polo is a dangerous sport. I'm sure we can all relate.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Who's going to beat the subs high score?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Time for a reverse Squid Game. The world's billionaires compete for their survival by using their own funds in a series of games centered on reducing poverty as judged by an audience of the poorest people. Last billionaire standing gets to walk away with their remaining assets and the knowledge that season two starts sometime next year.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 13 points 6 days ago

You son-of-a-bitch, I'm in.

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

They keep getting smaller. The next assassin will be a pathogen.

[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I like the energy!
And that is not just any bee, it's a bumble bee!
...which are less likely to sting than honey bees.
I take the win for the world either way.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Died doing polo. Fucking rich weirdos. Let horses be horses and stop using them for your weird sports

IT WAS YOU who was training suicide bees around here? I knew i could blame that time i throated a bumble on someone else

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Some billionaire: I remember driving with my friends when we suddenly saw a bunch of horses in the water and we all swam together to the horses. We rode the horses and it was incredible. So we bought the horses to play water polo.