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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Pay for the bars and the cashier will open them

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Most optimal would be a hammer but anything from dropping onto ground to using your teeth.

[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

Ya and you can easily buy the tool for them on eBay or a normal strong magnet if you know it’s needed.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

They seek to keep us weak

[–] Sunshine@reddthat.com 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 5 hours ago

People on GLP-1s need to eat more protein. Because of this, everything now has added protein which has caused the price of whey protein to rise dramatically.

Those bars are probably anywhere from $2-4 each, so they're targets for theft.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder how expensive those containers are in order to offset the loss

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Like a dollar or less in bulk.

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 20 points 19 hours ago

I think LPL has a video in these. All you need is a strong magnet to operate the latching mechanism from the outside

[–] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

i really cant tell if this is very good satire or real.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

All I know is that the thumbnail looks like a Portal map.

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 16 hours ago

Loss prevention

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 143 points 1 day ago (30 children)

The best thing about this protein craze is almost everyone gets enough anyways and the body excretes excess protein so the cheapest and easiest way to get extra protein is to drink a gymbro's piss.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 9 points 16 hours ago

If you’re older this is not true. Near all of the older people i know need protein supplemented.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I’ve read this stated before and I don’t see how it’s true.

  • us RDA is based on weight and we’re a fat country. It looks like I’d need to eat 5 chicken breasts/day. Unless there’s a lot of hidden protein in my diet, That never happens
  • most of this is backlash against gymbro recommendation with much higher protein levels to build muscle, that’s not really evidence based. Sure the specific levels are questionable but it does makes sense that some amount more is better: maybe I need to eat 6 chicken breasts in a day if I started exercising . That also never happens
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Its sterile and I like the taste.

[–] zer0hour@lemmy.world 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I know this is all jokes, but just to stop the perpetual piss is sterile thing, it's absolutely not sterile

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, a lot of people suffer from bladder infections. Would increase their life quality if it was indeed sterile.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Do people actually believe that?

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah probably

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

My doc says I need to build muscle mass to fix my shoulder and protein helps so I'm one of the few who needs it and I don't really buy into the craze.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 16 hours ago

I know you think you're trying to make piss-drinking happen, but it's not going to happen.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago

Uric acid wants to have a word.

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I did the math recently and I think that in order to hit what the WHO considers the minimum safe protein for my weight, I would have to eat WAY more, like twice what I typically do.

This may be a vegan-specific problem.

[–] jumponboard@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago

It's not a vegan problem. It's a food selection problem.

I'm vegan and I eat plenty of protein. More than most non vegans

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Beans and lentils are your friend.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lemmy needs to know the difference between protein and amino acids in diet. All plants are protein.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago

They have protein but they're mostly composed of complex carbs like starch, fiber, and cellulose. Their actual protein content varies but in general it's much lower than legumes

If you're vegetarian or vegan and don't eat legumes, then you're probably not getting enough protein.

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you ate protein bars you could just smash them open with your hands, at least that's how I understand protein works 🤔

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

Do you even eat candy bars brah?

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