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    [–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 44 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

    "...printers are files too, what the fuck????"

    users are folders, if Linux could turn user into files we... isn't that the plot of the tron?

    [–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 13 hours ago

    files composed of pure, possibly sentient, evil.

    What blew my mind the most was the mouse and monitors were files.

    [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago

    That look. Mom's been letting him use MacOS.

    [–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

    Baby is like "I'm not maintaining shit without proper centralized package management. Gimme Gentoo!"

    [–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 21 points 14 hours ago

    I am immensely disappointed that this isn't a real book.

    Awwww! cutiepie!

    [–] epicshepich@programming.dev 18 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    NO WAY! They've got an LFS one now?!? My son got a bunch of them for his baby shower two years ago, and he's been like super into them since he was like 15-18 months old. I highly recommend Bayesian Statistics; it explains the concept more clearly than any stats or data science class I've taken. His favorites are Optical Physics (because he's into rainbows), Bayesian Statistics (because he likes cookies), and Quantum Computing (because he likes the word "data", probably because he hears me say it in work meetings).

    [–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

    This is actually photoshopped and just a meme. But I am amazed that those books you mentioned apparently seem to be real.

    [–] epicshepich@programming.dev 2 points 50 minutes ago

    Should have known from the fact that the spine says "Quantum Entanglement". This is the set my son was given. Looks like he actually has published a few more since then, but nothing Linux-related (yet). We love them!

    [–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

    and Quantum Computing (because he likes the word "data", probably because he hears me say it in work meetings).

    Translation:

    work meetings = breakfast or lunch

    [–] epicshepich@programming.dev 2 points 46 minutes ago

    I do have brunch with my kids every day, but why would I say "data" during it? We're still on Spock.

    [–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 11 hours ago

    That kid is getting wrinkles on his brain just from the smell of the book.

    [–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 15 hours ago

    Woa! Does that mean you've already covered the basics of C? If they ever happen to get bored, try some elementary boolean logic, binary arithmetic or electricity.

    [–] Siethron@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

    See that look on the baby's face, pure terror. The correct response.

    [–] andyburke@fedia.io 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

    My kids all daily drive linux. I don't treat it like it's weird or special. It's just the preferred OS of the house.

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    [–] wltr@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 12 hours ago

    My man! My family just has no say in what OS we’re having at home.

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

    Let us just briefly recapitulate the 27 most important compiler flags for 32bit x86 architectures.

    [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

    That kid is gonna be such a homeschooler.

    [–] wizzkidd@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

    Amen!! Partner.