You only have to look at what flat earthers, chemtrailers or antivaxxers believe. Given that, "male pregnancy" should make a nice and straightforward addition.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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Wait, can we get pregante?!
We can get pregarnanate?!
Well, that's how flat earthers started. Let's fucking go 🔥🔥🔥
under rare circumstances a "man" give birth, but its the same thing they Hate though.
no need for quotation marks there
Part of the childbirth freedom and democracy act. Did you know that a womb isn't actually needed to give birth. Scientists at the UofT theorize that the organ is a left over from ancient days when babies needed more protection from daily danger. Now in our totally safe society it's redundant and men can just gestate babies in the space between their organs. Of course c-section is the preferred method of delivery but the alternative is not insurmountable.
We spread a misinformation campaign based around AI forcing you to become a woman
They believe what they're told to believe so yes it's possible.
MAGA is mostly a group of Boomers that have just gotten the hang of the internet within the last 10 years or so. They are still in the "trolling" child-like phase of using the internet.
However, this is slowly morphing into a conspiracy oriented culture. They tell weird stories to each other and other people pretend to believe the stories and add to them. This is why they seem so batshit crazy, they know half the stuff they say is idiotic ... but they like the reactions they get from "the libs" ... its another form of trolling.
So put a liberal hating spin on the story and it would work.
maga also includes farther right gen-z, and ge-xers to. prior to pandemic it was mostly boomers and gen x and now it includes alot of Z-ers/.
I think you're giving them far too much credit
That that's why Sam Altman (who's gay) is pushing AI so hard. He's trying to get pregnant. Illuminati confirmed.
Yes, and switch his name up and you not only have man but also anal. Coincidence? Maybe.
This is not a shower thought
Honesty I think liberal audiences would be much more likely to be fooled simply due to the left typically being more open to flexible gender roles.
"AI generated content contains subliminal messaging that turns you gay." And "Toxic chemicals leaking from data centers are turning locals gay."
How about that? I don't think they differentiate between gay and trans.
Conservatives will believe anything as long as it's followed by the hastags #MAGA #PATRIOT #WOKE and #TDS in any order.
My son used AI for a night and now he is a cross dressing transgender freak. 10/10 would recommend.
Praying for you, patriot.
Conservatives will believe anything so long as it’s said to them by the right person
Or denied by the right person.
"The baseless rumors that the Democratic party are partnering with Anthropic to enable men to become pregnant are divisive lies perpetrated by cretins in the Republican party."
- Hilary Clinton
That'll have them frothing at the mouth in no time
And disbelieve anything that's said by left people
Tell them the AI is making their kids trans and they’ll burn the shit down
I have to wonder if they would be upset or joyous about this. Conservatives hate women and see them as nothing more than breeding stock. Would they see this as rendering women obsolete or reducing men to women’s roles?
Let's try "At last pregnancy for people strong enough to refuse abortions!"
Edit: typo
I can only hope abortions would be impossible so to perform on men in this hypothetical.
reducing men to women’s roles
It will be this. 100% this. They don't hate women and see them as nothing more than breeding stock.
Conservatives love women, when they also do what they say, stay in the kitchen and "do womens work"
one way to find out
Conservatism is a top-down movement. Even if they are anti-AI at the start, they will fall in line once their masters (who consist of the very people with AI datacenters) push back. In fact, they will go full pro AI and kill their own town if Trump makes being pro-AI a MAGA issue.
Their personal beliefs are always overridden by those of their masters. They literally support a pedophile.
There are some places where the leadership has to turn to whatever their followers say.
Trump did push Operation Warp Speed to help push the COVID vaccinations faster through the regulations and manufacturing.
The fascinating moment was watching him become an anti-vaxxer. He had a speech gently encouraging people to get the vaccine, saying he got it, and said it should be anyones choice but he suggests they get it. The crowd turned on him and booed and he immediately dropped it. After that day he was pure antivax.
It means there is potential to get some nonsense conspiracy from the ground up under these assholes. It's hard, but its possible.
"But what if we channel and harness the immense power of their gullible retardation?"
Do it!
Yes
Capable of helping? No. Needs to be a conspiracy. Forcing it to happen. Maybe get some chuddy gay trans dudes a pass.
I think it's possible, if Jordan Jensen pegs you you become psychologically pregnant.
