It's like a badly written "young adult" book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
Instead of washed up artists, it's going to be a 90 minute MAGA rally just like all his other ones. He will blame Democrats, Biden, and Obama, heck he will probably even throw Hilary in there. Then say something about being the greatest and best at everything ever created, and that we are hot.
There you go, you can skip the whole thing.