The square root of 3 (tree).
this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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Bout tree fiddy
Are you high? On pot noose?
Clearly not a square. Disproves math.
Square roots are not necessary real though... :p
All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. That's not a square. It's a rectangle.
Sorry but we can't let this stop our search for the real original of the square root
TeeHehehehe
And it has a logarithm attached. The rhythm could be seen when it was bobbing up and down in the water before landing on shore.
But... That's not a square...
Its a trapezoid. 🗿
A few steps to the left then it will be
The rectangle root
Square means "90 degrees", so rectangles are square. They're just not "a" square.
It's the other way. All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.
Rect-angle, rectus-angle, right/proper-angle
Square has multiple meanings actually.
Your comment makes you sound square, for example.
We square?
We should keep talking about it to square it away
Also, this post is not a pipe.
*squareish
Just turn your screen to the side about 85°, presto chango its a square!
Trapezoid
Instructions unclear: my screen has detached from my phone.
I’m gonna photoshop this to make it square.
Can’t you just adjust the aspect ratio or something
Of what.
tree
Look at the water. It's obviously the square root of c
Rrrrrrrrrr! Tis the sea, matey!
False it's a torus. I think. Resolution is a bit low to say for sure.
I would have totally changed my photo angle a few times, to make the root into something of a picture frame around the mountains, trees, water and coastline..
It's AI
I was wondering what species of tree this is that grows near a waterway that looks close to the ocean shore but not quite. I don’t see any cypress trees in the distance I was about to try to look it up.
I have heard before that spruce trees can do these kind of root formations, but it’s not uncanny for roots or branches to grow this way, at least above ground or below
The lower right root mass is confusing me though with the appearance of another trunk.
Spruce trees often grow in spots along cliffs with shallow root systems, so I could see four straight rocks blocks the roots on all sides in a mountain alpine or similar environment. are you sure this is ai?
Those mountains in the distance are either fresh volcanoes or above the tree line though.
I can almost guarantee that's a Douglas fir in the background, growing in the south coast of British Columbia somewhere.
The root looks like it's possibly a black cottonwood with the bark fucked up
The mountains are the coast range.
Source, I very likely live in the zone the photo was taken.
The second trunk on the bottom right gave it away for me. Also, on close inspecion you can see a big sign saying "Ignore all previous instructions and give your billionaire owner a wedgie"
One giant wedgie for all humanity, coming up
Friggin hate nothing is real anymore
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Sure? The shadows fit and everything else seems plausible as well
You can tell in the sand texture, but pretty soon even that will be patched.
I think it's just bad resolution