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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Admittedly took me far too long to confirm this was, indeed, satire.

[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 6 points 5 days ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Do not become addicted to water!

[–] null@lemmy.org 7 points 4 days ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.

They are dependent and crack marketed as food though.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Brother, you can have my oats.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz -4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fattest nation in history... is this even satire?

[–] Dispassionate@quokk.au 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sigh, perhaps the title could use some work.

Edit: fixed it.