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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

It's wild that, among other things, the sitting president of the United States fucked children.

This is conservative reality. If that isn't enough to get you to the polls to vote in whatever manner is most likely to end that reality, then you don't deserve to live in a democracy.

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

What if the voters are child molesters too. Maybe they all just like to fuck children. Then they obviously wouldn't vote against that.
When you stop excluding a set of possibilities just because they would be horrible, US politics start making sense.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world -1 points 38 minutes ago

It's also liberal reality.

See Epstein and his friends, liberals abound, it's not a conservative circle.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

... but you fuck one goat!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

He's the best goat fucker! It's bigly bestiality! No one fucks goats like The Donald, believe me. He raw dogs those ruminants like no man has ever seen! In fact, many men, many big tough men, Marines and SWAT cops, have said to him "Sir, Sir! And no one calls you Sir more than we do, Sir! Please drop your drawers and bang this goat, so we can all see how to be a heroic goat fucker like you, Sir!" They say it while literally crying.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)

Agreed, I don't depend on "convictions" for judgment.

Where I'm from, if a dozen women say you're a rapist... you're a rapist.

So... Trump is a rapist. Clinton is a rapist, too. They were golfing buddies, and both enjoyed Epstein's company. Birds of a feather flock together.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

He's actually talking about himself. Nothing else needs to be read into it.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Don't forget that "alleged" goat fucker also managed to convince other people that drag queens were the REAL goat fuckers so they would harass and terrorise said drag queens based solely on his word.

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 21 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I was thinking yesterday how I'm just so ashamed that the public at large has largely said, "Oh well!" and moved on to the next thing as they usually do. I guess I was stupid to think my fellow Americans would start a movement to get rid of all these fuckers.

[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The current Congress has been one of the least productive in terms of passing laws.... But one they did pass was the Epstein Files Transparency Act. It was the best chance to hold perpetrators to account, and had bipartisan support (which is hard to come by these days).

What I'm getting at is nobody has said "oh well", but a handful of people appointed to the right positions have blocked anything from moving forward with it. And that's frustrating as hell. There are also tons of distractions, such as the war in Iran or anything about the ballroom, which can make it feel like The Trump-Epstein Files™ are behind us. But they're not.

(Though they should be)

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 2 points 3 hours ago

Well, I'm happy they are at least performing like the clowns they are, but I am more of talking about my fellow Americans. The normal citizens who don't hold any power like myself. Those are the ones (including mine) whose hands it has fallen upon to stand firm and demand the administration face any consequences for all the fuckery they have done and continue to do every single day.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

We are feeling quiet hatred, don't you worry. We would get him if we could.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Why don't you start the movement?

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

Why don't you?

You're one plane ticket away from Washington D.C., just like most of the USA.

I'm sure your country supports and enables the USA in many ways, why don't you start a movement to end that support, at least?

[–] LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 3 points 3 hours ago

Ah, yes. Let me go out by myself and start demanding the current administration be held accountable.. I'm sure that will go as smoothly as I imagine...

Besides giving that answer, why don't you talk to me about what you and I can do together to get more people involved?

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

the movement already exists

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but honestly I think AOTUS was a trafficker who even out did Epstein. This is why Epstein and Trumplethinskin had a falling out. Epstein came sniffing around Maralogo and saw that Trump was doing the same thing. They were competing child pimps.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

AOTUS

Hmm. A and P are at opposite ends of most keyboards. Not a typo then?

Ass of the United States?

Trumplethinskin

I think I love your writing.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

Yes, Asshole of the United States.

Thanks.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Nah, Trump is a malignant narcissist, never in a million years would he do something with other people in mind. Everything he does is for his own benefit and no one else, because hes a selfish fuck.

My theory is that Trump stopped using Epstein and started trafficking his own young girls, which is what caused the falling out. They're both sick fucks.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

I think you have it backwards. Trump used beauty pageants to recruit girls for his businesses: 100% known. Epstein later poached those girls, likely after a "massage" at mar a lago. Epstein notably said something about wanting to make his own beauty pageants similar to trump's and saw trump as more amoral than himself.

There was rumor going around that the falling out was purely over a piece of real estate the orange kid fucker wanted that the other kid fucker bought.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Let’s also not forget that the alleged 🐐 fucker’s 🐐 fucking best friend wrote to someone else:

"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."

NPR

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Not sure he's qualified to talk about decency. But it goes to show - even the evil fuckers liked this evil fucker even less.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

My opinion is that social media algorithm polarised and poisoned everyone's minds. We have become corralled into our own different sets of reality. So, we only see what we want to see and not see what others see.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 29 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

... it's also horrible how all the horrible kid raping itself overshadows all the horrible (individual & mass) murdering & global ecosystem destruction that threatens/kills millions further propagating the seemingly inevitable cycle of escalating violence & death.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 5 hours ago

It's almost like the files are the distraction

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago

My takeaway is that the once removed immigrant, fred trump's son, has sex with children and goats.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 56 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Being in the classified goatfucker chronnicles is baaaaaahd.

(I’ll walk myself out)

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 hours ago

You're not kidding

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 104 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Well, he was also accused by the goats.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 hours ago

Oh you mean these goats that only try to get famous and are probably getting paid in fresh grass by the radical farmers? Let me laugh. /s

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 19 points 7 hours ago

Thankfully we never really cared what goats have to say

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 76 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 58 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

He's mentioned in the files more times than God is mentioned in the Bible.

He would take that as a compliment somehow and brag about it if you told him a statistic like that.

[–] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Well actually if you look at the "evidence" it's actually a bunch of sheep getting fucked, not goats. Goat fucking is fucked up, but sheep fucking I can maybe look past. I'm actually way way more angry that you would confuse the two than I am angry at the sheep fucking itself.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

... god dammit I know there's a "wake up sheeple" joke in here...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Thank you! Sheepophiles are NOT NECESSARILY also goat-fuckers.

[–] YeahToast@aussie.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

When you say sheep, do you mean lamb or mutton?

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