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And that’s basically it!
Wow. Just, fucking hell.
This is exactly what your founding fathers wanted for the country's future when they caused that huge ruckus 250 years ago!! Yeah, they deffo wanted a bunch of roided up buffoons punching each other to distract from narcissistic mushy brained idiots decades of child rape. Well done, well fucking done.
"Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating."
the confederacy finally won all 3 branches. of course this is happening
Max circuses, minimum bread
President Camacho delivers again. Can’t wait for Brawndo taps around the place.
That’s deeply unfair to the actual President Camacho, tbh.
Yeah everyone knows Idiocracy was the better timeline. They were stupid but they weren't hateful or mean and appreciated intelligence in the end.
He ran in 2024. In character. Obviously didn't go far.
Wait, really? Tbh if he goes again in 28, I’d seriously think about it.
Where did Congress approve the funds for this?
TIL that congress has to approve what the UFC spends their money on. The UFC is footing the entire 60 million dollar cost.
Let’s burn everything down
I'm down, let's organize.
I know where to find some experts
We don’t wanna get involved.
This timeline sucks, I want off
Im convinced 2012 pulled the planet into the warp and the chaos gods are just trying to see how subtle they can be turning the planet into a demon world for fun.
What the actual fuck
And one day you grow up and realize you've watched your last ufc fight.
Sorry to break it to you: this is what it’s been the whole time.
I just want a normal amount of healthcare 😔. This is a middle finger to every working American
Hopefully this is a Celebrity Deathmatch between Sleepy Joe and Pedo Don.
And here comes Bernie Sanders with the steel chair!!!
Man, these AI images are ridiculous. Wait, what!?! That’s real!!!!
This is pretty brazen. This guy really didn't give a flying fuck.
Final fighter gets a chance to steal the title from Beef Supreme.
the unholy trinity of trump admin, DANA WHITE, WWE(vince mchmahon+linda) and trump himself.
“Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...
But I've got a three point plan that's going to fix…
EVERYTHING!”