My roommates used to fuck their gf’s no matter if I was there or not. They fuckin. I’m studying? They fuckin. I’m in the shower? They fuckin. I’m fuckin my own gf? Yep…we all be fuckin.
this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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I'm scandalized by the inversion of the Q&A format, where you seem to put the answer ("They fuckin.") before the questions.
Actually the number of situations matches the number of "fuckin" and they ended with a "fuckin" not a situation/question so "fuckin"s follow the the questions and not precede them. What might have confused you is the fact that the first time was not formatted as a question but rather a conditional statement describing a situation, and also the very fucked up use of punctuation.
... because they knew you wouldn't tell on them! The sign of a good friend!
My roommate came with his girlfriend
Sounds like they're done.
No, it's snuggle time now.