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Japanese has so many English loanwords. Its like they stopped adding Japanese words after they started to open up to the West.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

A friend of mine from argentina couldn't remember the words for stuffed crust pizza, so she called it "the pizza with cheese borders."

A similar situation happened with the word Owl when one accidentally flew into her bedroom in the middle of the night and she ran out of her bedroom screaming, "A PIGEON OF THE NIGHT IS IN MY ROOM"

I used to call owls "exorcist pigeons".

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh god I had this happen - trying to explain to a group of visting Japanese sculpture artists that I wanted Duck Tape. No clue what it's called in japan, eventually pantomimed pulling a big strip off a roll while making a "zoooooOOOP" noise then dramatically biting to tear it.

Guy goes "Ohhhhh, DukTape" and pulls me a roll out of a bag

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is even more hilarious because that type of tape is duct tape. Duck Tape is a specific brand that has become synonymous with the product, like Kleenex for tissue or Xerox for a photocopy.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

AHAHAHA, NO! it's because it was made on DUCK CLOTH!

"Duck tape" is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899 and "duct tape" (described as "perhaps an alteration of earlier duck tape") since 1965.

You FOOL you fell into my CLEVER PEDANTIC TRAP!

(forreal though this is one of my favorite pieces of trivia)

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Holy shit, im one of today's 10,000!!!

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago

My pleasure to oblige you. Everyone with obscure knowledge deserves their moment.

tips hat

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

I am among the lucky ones who learned today so thanks because I thought the current year was 1065 and I feel betrayed

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Oh, wow. I love this. You can correct people if they call it Duck Tape, and tell them it's duct tape. But you can also correct those annoying people who correct that!

[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure “duck tape” was a common malapropism long before the brand name.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Other way around, actually! Duck tape was originally made using duck cloth - duct tape was a malapropism of the original term (and possibly a brand name)

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, duct tape is an entirely different thing. It’s a metal tape with super tacky backing used to seal HVAC ducts. If you used duck tape for that it would deteriorate very quickly, but DUCT tape is designed for the temperature fluctuations.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And is a much more modern development than the name "duct tape" but yes!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you sure? Why would anyone call it "duct tape" before it was used on ducts?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The specific style of metal-backed tape that commonly is called "duct tape" - a heat resistant foil-backed tape designed for HVAC ducts - is not the archetype. The term "duct tape" has been used to describe many kinds of tape prior to the broad avaliablity of that specific style of metal foil tapes, and even today it does not mean specifically that type. We've used tape on ducts for ages, specifically that kind of duct tape is fairly modern.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Duct tape is specifically used to tape ducts together, so I'm not sure it was necessarily a malapropism

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Malapropism is probably too strong a term, I admit, but the actual origin is likely a play off duck tape:

"Duck tape" is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899 and "duct tape" (described as "perhaps an alteration of earlier duck tape") since 1965.

(via wikipedia)

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

If you're communicating with Japanese people, you should not be worried about appearing racist.

For example, convenience stores are called konbini, short for konbiniensu sutoa (コンビニエンスストア), and milkshake is mirukuseki (ミルクシェーク).

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, it comes down to what they determined to be basic sounds. In english, we have letters that make basic sounds. In Japanese, they have a bunch of compound sounds. Other than "n", all consonant sounds are followed by a vowel sound, and "u" (pronounced "oo") is the one that may or may not get vocalized (english usually uses "e" for this). So "pantsu" can be pronounced as it looks (pantsoo) or like english (pants). If you like Naruto, his friend/rival's name is spelled "Sasuke" but pronounced more like "Saskay".

The other big part comes from some sounds used in english just missing entirely from the japanese language. R/L are both missing, though japanese has a sound that is a mix between the two (which makes their "L" sound more like an "R" and vice versa, again if you're a Naruto fan, listen to how Sasuke pronounces "Naruto" or "Sakura", most of the english VAs just use the western pronounciation but he uses the japanese pronunciation for names). They also don't have "V" or "Th".

Another Naruto bit, they just use the japanese words for the various ninja techniques. They sound mysterious and cool in english but boring in japanese. Byakugon translates to white eyes. Rasenga is something like spiral ball. It's just funny to me how unknown word can seem like there's more to it but in their original language they come off more like one of Saitama's moves (like Normal Punch or Serious Punch).

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

I moved to a place that called liquor stores “pakis” and I thought it was some racist shit until someone explained it was short for "package store.”

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was struggling to figure out why those words were relevant for a minute. Then I figured it out that, if you thought of someone saying the English word in the worst most racist Japanese accent it sounds like those words.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 25 points 1 day ago

Yup. Merry-Go-Round is called merigoraundo (メリーゴーラウンド) or merigorando (メリーゴーランド).

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah you literally say it with a racist Japanese accent and they understand it perfectly. If you say the English loanword that's the Etymon they have no idea what you're saying.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Pretty much the same the other way around too. If you tell Japanese speakers you do karadee or want to go to carryokee they probably won't get it.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is it racism? I always thought that "engrisu" was just the normal way they transliterate. In Greek transliterated words also get "greekified" so as to better map in the language structure for example

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not really. It just makes people (the speakers) feel uncomfortable, like they're "making fun of the way they talk." To be fair, that kind of transliteration doesn't work all the time, and to assume it would might be racist? El spanish language-o does not-o just add -o sounds, and speaking like that would demonstrate a really poor understanding of who you're talking to.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well...

I tried to get some ibuprofen in Italy and they didn't understand me, until I've added an 'a' and called it ibuprofena
Some languages are just build more on the rhythm or something

But always found it funny, that just adding the stereotypical '-a', '-o' or '-e' seems to resolve the misunderstanding

Maybe I didn't actually reply to your comment, but just wanted to share my association/memory...

That's fine. I love sharing. :p

It is funny how cultural mishaps like that happen, and it warms my heart every time two people can share a laugh about it.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be a carousel? Specifically because of the horses and going up and down.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're interchangeable. It's merry and it goes around.

I used to call it a "spinny pukey" when I was a kid.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

It doesn't have to just be for children. Horse tornadoes for adults too!

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I didn’t know the word rotisserie in English (I guess French?) so I once called it “rotating chicken closet; roadside open-flame oven”

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago

The word for rotisserie in American English is Costco, something shady hastening there

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Just yesterday I forgot the word for coaster so I said "small bed for my cup." English is my first language.