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[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Aight, I will not stand for overnight oats slander.

Shit is delicious. Get your toppings and sweetner right, try it again and then come back.

No peasant had strawberries, bananas or blueberries to fuck around with. They ain't had maple syrup or Greek yogurt in that shit. No one thought to make butter from peanuts (I know it's mostly butter, shhh) and add that in.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Fairly sure that seasonal berries would have been on the menu.

Honey as a sweetener seems viable

Greek yoghurt seems pretty likely anywhere cows were milked

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The feudal lords also dit not have giga-yachts, enough wealth to buy social media companies and own about 50 politicians.

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[–] architect@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 months ago

We had berries just growing everywhere along the streets and forests as a kid. Where the fuck did they go?

[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Healthy AF too!

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[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 months ago (10 children)

That's a silly thing to say.

Peasants have land.

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Pretty sure they usually worked/lived on the land owned by lords, no?

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That would be serf, right?

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Serfs were a subset of peasants from what i understand https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peasant

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Peasant" was basically a farmer. Some peasants had land, many didn't. If you were a tenant farmer not only did you not own the land, in many cases the land owned you. In many cases you were born on the land and you "rented" it from the manor lord. That meant that you were allowed to grow crops on that land, but you owed the lord for letting you use his land. You'd pay that back with shares of your crop and/or labour on his crops. In return, he was responsible for defending you... but that meant he'd conscript you into his army and you'd fight the invaders.

If you didn't like that deal, too bad, if you were a villein you couldn't leave the land without the lord's permission. You weren't a slave exactly, but you weren't free to go find work elsewhere.

There were peasants who did own land, but it wasn't common. The equivalent today would be if you rented from a landlord, but you had to use a uber-jobs app that required you to do odd jobs for your landlord for free for 1-2 days a week.

[–] parricc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, there was nothing good about it. My great great grandfather was a serf as a kid until it ended at the end of the 1840s. Almost all of the food they produced was taken by their lord. The little bit his family was allowed to keep wasn't enough to stop them from being sickly from hunger. They lived in a tiny cabin, and slept on what effectively were picnic table benches - two people per bench with their arms and legs hanging down to the floor from each side. There were just a couple differences between that and being slaves. Slaves were legally considered dead, serfs were not. Serfs were bound to the land, slaves were not. That meant a serf could only be bought and sold with the land, and serf families could not be split apart. It also meant they could not legally be murdered or raped. But they were expected to work for and give almost everything they produced to the lord, and they were not paid. They could not leave because they were bound to the land.

A lot of rich capitalist billionaires really would like to bring that back.

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[–] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

but i got an iphone, and it only took 100 payments of 9.99

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Everything is so expensive these days."

Says the person rocking the newest iPhone Pro Max (they literally just use it for Facebook and Temu).

Finance is a beautifully elegant con.

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[–] AppleMist@feddit.uk 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Honestly oats are one of my favorite foods though, I have binge eaten massive quantities of them before. I think I may have been a horse in a former life.

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[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey man overnight oats are delicious!

[–] incompetent@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm interested but know nothing about overnight oats. Are they special oats, or just the usual oats and it's about the cooking/prep?

[–] Tessellecta@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Throw some oatmeal in a bowl with milk (or water) and leave it overnight. Then throw in some fruit and other things to make it tasty. It is actually quite good and very quick.

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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've lived in both a large house and a tiny apartment, and there is just something super appealing about living somewhere that you can understand at a glance.

The only thing I didn't like about tiny studio apartments was the inevitable lack of noise isolation.

Now, my dream is to live in a house that probably is just a little too big to qualify as "tiny," but the house is on a decent piece of land. Basically a nice cabin in the woods sort of house, but without the horror movie connotation.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's my dream too. The struggle is that I'd prefer not to homeschool the kids, and it's hard to find that sweet spot where you have that kind of space and are in a good school district.

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[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When my wife and I got our first apartment, it was a tiny studio. 15'x12'. But, as our family grew, we needed more space to accommodate the kids. We currently have 13 people in our household, and we built another extension on our house to bring it to 14 bedrooms. Sometimes I miss the simplicity of that tiny studio. Being able to clean our entire living space in like 20 minutes was pretty great. But the tradeoff of having enough space to build a big family is worth it IMO. If my life had gone differently, and I was just a single dude, or if my wife and I had decided to go the DINK route, I'd be fine in a tiny home.

But it was really nice being able to open my home to my niece when my sister went to prison and my niece had nowhere to go. When my oldest son's marriage imploded and he needed to move back home (with his kids in tow), it was nice to have the space to host them. I try to always have an empty room in case someone I love is in a bad situation. Couldn't really do that in a tiny home.

I also host most big family events, like Thanksgiving, Christmas, 4th of July and whatnot. I have a HUGE extended family, and we generally have ~50 guests in addition to our own household. Trying to host 50 guests in a tiny home would be impossible. Trying to cook enough food in a tiny kitchen would be an insane endeavor. Not to mention the idea of all those people trying to share one tiny bathroom.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

13 people is about a dozen too many.

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[–] inari@piefed.zip 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

OOP getting roasted in this thread by the oat gang (correctly so)

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Object Oriented Programming?

[–] inari@piefed.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Smaller houses or apartments are actually great. Not like shed sized but 500-1000 sqft units are great for singles or couples on a budget. I've met a lot of retirees that downsize as well.

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want a tiny house because I don't have the time, energy or interest to care for a big house. Give me an adequately sized indoor space and a big garden

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A lack of land is their defining trait, yes.

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[–] emigu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a European, i have no idea how large this is. Could be a football field, could be a dog shed

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I hate that my country uses a mix of metric and imperial units but sqft is the most common unit for area of housing or rooms. Its about 45-90 square meters, which is something you could have easily converted online or with a calculator.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

and? i love me some gruel. get some cinnamon, a little bit of coffee, some weed and some hatred, that's a good breakfast there

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I built and lived in a tiny home for 7 years. 330 sq/feet. I gutted and converted a 1952 Spartan Imperial Mansion. Put in hardwood floors, a bathroom with clawfoot and bidet, a full-sized bed, a pull-out guest bed... I had a full kitchen and fridge, and enough storage for food, guitars, and other things.

I chopped firewood every day because I heated my place with it in the winter via hardwood stove.

I miss a lot about that lifestyle. What I don't miss was the isolation.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 2 months ago

Oh my. What a winner!!!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That looks serene. I like it a lot!

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[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Brother, may i have some oats?

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for sharing this masterpiece with me.

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

I'd be pissed if I didn't like gruel and living in tiny spaces.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Overnight oats slap. I make mine with oat milk, which is an exciting meta. A bit of cinnamon sugar and vanilla sugar, some honey in the morning.

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[–] mursejoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I am a daily oatmeal breakfast guy. It’s great for you and affordable. Definitely better for you than the egg, bacon, and pan fried potatoes. To each their own though, I would call people who eat oats peasants though lol

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[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 months ago

DO NOT call my overnight oats gruel. I make mine with brotein shakes and they fucking rule.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago

That pfp is incredible

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I identify with one-third of those things.

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

America: Land of the free, home of the brave. The richest nation in the world!

Also America: Gig economy so you can earn enough to stay off the streets or prison, where you can legally be made into a slave.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago

Hey now, oats are great start for the day.

I prefer quick oats, but oats none the less.

100g of Quick oats + 200g of yogurt + 30g(scoop) of protein powder. Really good start for the day. Nice dose of carbs and protein to keep growth up and keep me full for longer. Been eating it for years, just wish i would have discovered it sooner.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Overnight oats is great, but I don't have very good taste, according to most.

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