People who still use google these days just like licking the boot
this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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If there is no decent alternative people will use it.
Wtf we have so many good alternatives for search engines, what are you smoking?
What internet do you live in?
I use Duck duck go at work and Qwant (European) privately.
Both are infinitely better than Google and They're only my preferred ones, there are dozens out there.
I do the same, but at times I use Ecosia instead of Qwant. The results are borderline unusable, just like in case of Google - too many commercial links, disrespect for the exact expressions I use or their proximity in text. If something is called similar to a product... So I find these search engines similar to Google, I use them to avoid Google, not to get better results. When image searching, I sometimes go back to Google when I don't get enough results - Google usually finds more.
Less of a bad thing is still a win.
I use DDG and everytime the results are bad I go back to Google. That happens like 1 out of 10 of all my searches. It's kinda cumbersome but whatever, I got used to it.
And now with what's going on with the forced AI, it seems I'm stuck with what DDG has to offer.
Brother, google became so shit that Bing is better at this point
Apex enshitification 
Lmfao
See, old “Don’t be evil” Google would’ve put a hidden thing here to return something like “Error 6900: Internet Not Found” with a cozy little image of a person stepping outside their house into the sunshine with lush green ground beneath their feet and a helpful puppy or kitten guiding their way. They’d even have gone so far as to require that you clear out your cookies/cache and restart your browser to regain the ability to go to any websites, including theirs.
Or, if you want, you can use a real search engine and therefore vote with your data against this change
Where this real search engine?
Searxng
You can vote with anything! Your vote, your voice, your wallet, your data, a gun, so many possibilities. THIS is what democracy is about!
Here is a tech tip if you have to use Google for whatever reason.
Add a custom search engine in Firefox and enter this URL:
https://www.google.com/search?q=%25s&udm=web
This takes you directly to the "web" search tab and skips all the shitty AI summaries and wigdets.
I appreciate all the suggestions here, because I’ve been using Google and getting really annoyed by the AI overview. At first glance it seems useful, but it’s frequently just plain wrong or very misleading.
I think I’m going to just drop Google altogether, even though I’ve been using it pretty much as long as it existed. I remember first finding out about it when my dad worked at Kodak way back in the day.
Here is another tip: use DuckDuckGo and get useful results and stop feeding the Google Dragon altogether
I've had a problem lately where DDG just returns AI generated articles on topics instead of any real resources. It's not their fault, per se, since it's just a wrapper for Bing, but it's pretty lousy.
If I know what to expect, then it's fine, but if I'm genuinely looking for something new, it's increasingly frustrating
You can use the no A.I. version of Duck Duck Go instead.
No I think they mean the linked webpages in the results are websites entirely generated by AI that Bing search has indexed. I've noticed this, too, especially looking for guides or help with very niche topics. It's incredibly frustrating that not just the search engines but the web itself is filling up with AI slop.
Oh like that, yeah, then that link won't help either. I've had that happen a few times as well, or maybe only noticed it a few times. It's very frustrating indeed.
I'm using Kagi so I can report those sites as AI and have them filtered out for the rest of the community.
What are the odds this will still work next week after Google allegedly plans to completely kill the search function and just serve up AI hallucinations whenever you try to look anything up?
nah just use startpage.com or duckduckgo
if you have to use Google for whatever reason
They specifically said if you have to use Google. I have set my default search engine to ddg on every device and prefer to never touch Google but I run into searches not uncommonly which I know should be pretty easy to find, but ddg just falls over on. Google almost always comes through on those. I hate Google and think their search engine keeps getting worse, but it still has a practical use.
Udm14.com is a direct link to this
I googled it, and for others who don't understand the word salad in the title, "RP" means "role play."
I googled it, and for others who don't understand the word salad, it's is a dish of mixed ingredients, typically including vegetables, fruits, grains, or proteins. It is usually served cold or at room temperature, often tossed in a sauce or dressing.
No it isn't. That's a salad. A word salad is almost the same thing but the only ingredient is words. It tastes horrible.
I never said anything about a word salad. I just looked up the definition for the word 'salad'. :)
Ah, see I thought you meant the word salad but actually you were talking about the word salad !
I googled it, and for others who don't understand the word salad, it's is a dish of mixed ingredients, typically including vegetables, fruits, grains, or proteins. It is usually served cold or at room temperature, often tossed in a sauce or dressing.
who don't understand the word "salad"
I think the joke is that he googled it, and google' shitty LLM returned an almost-but-not-at-all-accurate response to the question because LLMs don't understand context. Or anything, really
I wrote "RP !ud" in DuckDuckGo, and felt like a wizzard.
Wait, you can bang after the term?
You can bang wherever you want. <3
I use -noai at end of the search string.
Or you could, I dunno, not use Google
Doesn't that just omit results with "noai" in the content?
It removes the ai summary and any reference by ai for me.
I don't use Google
This might be better if you get actual results and not 10 pages of ads and manipulated results.
Your method is much easier, however.
Did you mean Tulsa Massacre "-noai"?
And then it won't let you say no. Can't let you workaround our bot, after all. Look at that value added for our investors!
&udm=14 still works. For now.
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It's just a flag you can add to your search urls that returns a regular web search. There are firefox extensions that do it for you just search for udm14
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