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Note.. all the games are in North America so within 3 hrs time zone .. but bars need to be open until 4am somehow

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 74 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Why are they requiring bars to close by 4am? Just drop the restriction entirely. If you want to get shitfaced at 6am then go ahead.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The same reason half of Europe has closed shops on Sunday, worker protection.

You need strong laws to not have businesses abusing and pressuring peoples to work the shity 14h shift till morning for earning a peanut.

And workers protection law + North America are not often put in the same sentence.

Also it’s generally not worth it business wise. Paying salaries and more from 2 to 4 (or 6am or whatever) to sell two beers means losing money. You might have a few festive nights here and there, but most of the weeks/months you’ll have an empty bar so even the owners are not pushing for it.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Allowing bars to stay open is not the same as requiring them to stay open. Owners won't keep a bar open 24 hours if there isn't any business.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know that, but some might pressure you to work the night shift "or…"

People living around bars also want to be able to sleep sometimes.

Closed bar also means less drunk people in the streets. In my city you cannot buy alcohol "to go" in shops after 9pm and bars close at 2.

After that if you want to continue partying you go to night clubs.

Anyway, a wise drunk dude once said "nothing good happens after 2", and from experience he was right.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Closing means you have all the drunks dumped out on the street at the same time to have a fight. Stay open later, let people leave on their own staggering out out more.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But Doug Ford's mandate is to keep people drunk.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

Oh lol he’ll get reelected then (I don’t know the guy at all, just a few jokes about him I’ve seen on Lemmy)

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The same reason half of Europe has closed shops on Sunday, worker protection.

That sounds more like countries enforcing a religious preference (day of rest on Sunday for church) than worker protection. I suppose it could be branded as secular, but so can France's ban on wearing hijabs in the name of laïcité.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, it's definitely a worker protection ting. Sure, it has religious origins, which is why it's specifically on Sundays, but that's not why we keep it in place. It's pretty widely supported that we should have one day per week where most shops are mandated to keep closed, and nobody sees a good reason to make it any other day than Sunday, so we've kept it on Sundays.

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They only state they can stay open until 4am. It doesn't mention what time they reopen. My sister's bar opens at 6am or so. Supposedly for night shift workers.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I used to be that night shift worker. I was so grateful for that one bar in town that opened in the morning. Nothing like ending the work week with a bloody Mary at sunrise!

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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That's not the mayor of Toronto, that's the premier of the province of Ontario. His younger brother was the crackhead mayor of Toronto.

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, he thinks he's the mayor of Toronto, and really only wants to be mayor of Toronto, so…

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I guess in Canada they elect the most punchable face only

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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

I doubt that they require bars to stay open until 4 AM. It sounds more like they lifted the mandate to close earlier.

I am always for less restrictions, so this sounds actually like a good change.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bars here in Japan are often open until first train in the big cities (~5am) with some going later. I don't necessarily see anything wrong with that in itself (especially for late shift folks who want to enjoy the same after-work experiences as day shift folks).

That said, fuck this guy for many other reasons.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait there are no trains in Japan at night? In Frankfurt there used to be none between like 3am and 5am. Sucked pretty hard when you missed the train and had to wait for the first one. Slept quite often at a station at the time. Now trains run all night albeit on a slow schedule.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I remember when i visited I thought it was kind of crazy. Basically the main time for nightlife goes until last train and it's a mad dash of people trying to catch the last train to get home otherwise your Basically stranded for the night which then your options are hotels or a very expensive taxi.

[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where I live, we don't have trains, only buses. The last one is at 6:30pm. The first ones are ~6am. Honestly though, the only people taking the bus here are either too young to drive, or too old to drive. But our bars are open 24/7/365. If you don't count the COVID lockdowns, my local bar has been open 24/7 every day since 1987.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Japan set the allowed alcohol limit to basically zero sometime in the '90s so drinking anything and driving here can see you lose your license and spend time in Jail.... as it should be IMO.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This guy really only cares about alcohol. Billions of dollars of provincial money spend on liquor contracts that would have expired in a year or two.

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You saying this guy is obsessed?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was a hilarious press conference.

Took so long to empty that bottle lol

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yah, you gotta pop that plastic bit out of the neck first. I don’t see this guy having the aptitude or even the skill to recognize that.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Someone should have stuck one of those shot pouring nozzles in there, would have been pretty funny.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

While he does stupid media stunts like this, he passes laws so no one can see what's on his burner phones

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[–] zewm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait. Whats wrong with this? As someone in a city with 24 hours bars and clubs, I’m not understanding the problem. What exactly is the gripe?

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm just making fun of the fact that all the games are in North America.

He extended bar hours so everyone can enjoy the games at 4am but there won't be any games at 4am in Toronto

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

The same idiot Mayor who banned speed cameras and watched speeding increase by 235%?

Who could have predicted that?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

If Pierre Poilievre is "trump lite" then Doug Ford is "trump heavy".

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

STOP TRYING TO OUTSHINE US, T.O.

  • a Montrealer, where bars were open until 3AM for the longest time
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[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

[self deleted for unintentional racism] genuine sorry about that

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[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When his crackhead brother died the monkey's paw curled and now we're stuck with this 250 pound mosquito

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[–] barkybeak@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

We had the same thing happen in Kansas City.

Missouri State Government passed a bill which would allow bars in Kansas City, MO to stay open 23 hours a day.

But Mayor Lucas passed a city ordinance which “vetoes” the state law, prohibiting bars within the city from opening for 23 hours.

There was a bar, Blueline Hockey Bar, who went to social media blasting the mayor.

Finally, the mayor walked back his steps and passed a motion allowing bars to stay open for 23 hours.

This ordinance only allows Kansas City bars to stay open 23 hours a day throughout the World Cup games.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fifa world cup? Hmm. Maybe he wants it in place for next world cup, which might be in a different country. But, knowing he might not be mayor in 4 or 5 years time, he put it in place now, so everyone will remember him as 'the guy who let us watch football'

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