It’s not a crime to believe all that. It is, however, a crime to test the theory without life jackets and a boat registration. Whoops!
Rim-fucking-shot.
this post was submitted on 20 May 2026
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Didn't think you could register a brick as a boat. Does it need to float to be registered.
Pretty sure thats an F on the Wade Mode test
What, it waded into the water... Was it supposed to wade back out too? Did you pay for that upgrade pack?
That's the Full Self Wading mode, it'll be out in 6 months, but purchase it with a monthly fee today!
3 months maybe, 6 months definitely
6 months 𝘪𝘯definitely
I don't know. I think we should try some more. one of them is bound to float.
I read that as Cyberstuck at first, and how fitting it was.
That's the name of the community.
Did anyone else laugh hysterically while they read the article?
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