this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Yeah i have some questions about the animal one...

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Danger: Please don't give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago

murder?? what kind of sick predator do you take me for?

i'm a scavenger thank you

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 65 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 hours ago

Time to crack open a cold one.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

No, I don't think I will

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago

No, no. This is accurate.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like you just don't know how to satisfy 🤷‍♀️

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

'Insatiable' = "unable to be satisfied"

It was a play on words

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Sorry, I am both too elevated and inebriated to have recognized your wordplay

[–] snowydroopz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

This man fucks

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Any fleshlight in a storm

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

An audible sigh followed by "Fine" or "Sure" = Yes

But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

By the time I'm done, everyone is crying.

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

So what does it mean when he says, "That's an extra $150"? Is that a yes?

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Technically, humans are animals so this basically rules out everything except corpses and sentient plants, fungi, and inanimate objects.

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Where my shroom coomers at

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 6 hours ago

Oooh, them boletes thicc tho!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Pfft, a simple "Yes" is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

If it's not "Gee golly willikers, yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" with stars in her eyes while she's farting rainbows, then it's a no. /s

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Eh ... I'm on the fence about "hesitated yes".

If we're to reducto ad absurdum it, exactly how much hesitation turns a yes to a no? In fractions of a second, please.

[–] roux2scour@jlai.lu 8 points 7 hours ago

Id say hesitating yes require a proper confirmation. If the person doesn't look sure to you, ask them ?

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Okay, but the line about "bribed" doesn't sit right with me. We doing SWERF stuff now?

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Bribes are given as a form of coercion, if it's legit sex work than no bribe is given and both parties are consenting. Just giving someone money or good in trade for a service isn't a bribe.

[–] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Is considering sex work generally non-consensual a SWERF thing? I’d guess most people who think that don’t at all want to exclude sex workers…it’s not a criticism of sex workers. I also don’t think it precludes that some people might not have a coercive experience with sex work. Im sure there are plenty of people selling feet pics on instagram and feeling great about it, and maybe that's fine...but I don't think that's the norm!

Maybe I’m wrong though; I don’t intend to be a swerf, but I do think sex work is generally non-consensual. Most paid work is probably non-consensual on some level but I think sex kind of has a special place in non-consensual activity.

Sex work is obviously something many people feel forced into. 73% of sex workers have at least one disability; maybe they feel they have other options, but it looks like that's not most people's experience: https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/nearly-3-in-4-sex-workers-live-with-a-disability-rare-bc-report-finds/

[–] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

SWERFs love specific instances, so probably.

[–] snowydroopz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Ask Trump or anyone that went to Epstein's island and they'll say they never heard no and even if they heard no they didn't understand it and still did whatever they wanted.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Even an enthusiastic yes from a child is still disgusting and criminal

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

OK ill ask them and report back

Can I join? I want to axe them some questions too.