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Yeah i have some questions about the animal one...
Danger: Please don't give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.
murder?? what kind of sick predator do you take me for?
i'm a scavenger thank you
...wait a minute
Time to crack open a cold one.
No, I don't think I will
No, no. This is accurate.
If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested
Sounds like you just don't know how to satisfy 🤷♀️
It's a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.
'Insatiable' = "unable to be satisfied"
It was a play on words
Sorry, I am both too elevated and inebriated to have recognized your wordplay
This man fucks
What about dead animal?
Any fleshlight in a storm
An audible sigh followed by "Fine" or "Sure" = Yes
But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.
So do the tears. ...wait
Their tears or mine?
By the time I'm done, everyone is crying.
So what does it mean when he says, "That's an extra $150"? Is that a yes?
Technically, humans are animals so this basically rules out everything except corpses and sentient plants, fungi, and inanimate objects.
Where my shroom coomers at

~Cecilia Granata
Oooh, them boletes thicc tho!
Pfft, a simple "Yes" is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.
If it's not "Gee golly willikers, yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" with stars in her eyes while she's farting rainbows, then it's a no. /s
Eh ... I'm on the fence about "hesitated yes".
If we're to reducto ad absurdum it, exactly how much hesitation turns a yes to a no? In fractions of a second, please.
Id say hesitating yes require a proper confirmation. If the person doesn't look sure to you, ask them ?
Dead?
Yes
Okay, but the line about "bribed" doesn't sit right with me. We doing SWERF stuff now?
Bribes are given as a form of coercion, if it's legit sex work than no bribe is given and both parties are consenting. Just giving someone money or good in trade for a service isn't a bribe.
Is considering sex work generally non-consensual a SWERF thing? I’d guess most people who think that don’t at all want to exclude sex workers…it’s not a criticism of sex workers. I also don’t think it precludes that some people might not have a coercive experience with sex work. Im sure there are plenty of people selling feet pics on instagram and feeling great about it, and maybe that's fine...but I don't think that's the norm!
Maybe I’m wrong though; I don’t intend to be a swerf, but I do think sex work is generally non-consensual. Most paid work is probably non-consensual on some level but I think sex kind of has a special place in non-consensual activity.
Sex work is obviously something many people feel forced into. 73% of sex workers have at least one disability; maybe they feel they have other options, but it looks like that's not most people's experience: https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/nearly-3-in-4-sex-workers-live-with-a-disability-rare-bc-report-finds/
SWERFs love specific instances, so probably.
Ask Trump or anyone that went to Epstein's island and they'll say they never heard no and even if they heard no they didn't understand it and still did whatever they wanted.
Even an enthusiastic yes from a child is still disgusting and criminal
OK ill ask them and report back
Can I join? I want to axe them some questions too.