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[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I have a patch of raspberries that's been slowly traveling around my house for the last ten years.

[–] webkitten@piefed.social 30 points 1 day ago

"Hey guys my new mint plant is growing well in the ground"

"That's cool I use arch btw"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

NGL, I'd rather have a lawn of mint than of grass.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

I used to have that. Pretty sure our neighbor planted it to try and sabotage us because our yard was a mess. Fuck you Jerry. On the rare occasion that I'd mow, it smelled amazing

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[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I really don't know what you're all getting into a tizz about?! Grows just fine for me ;)

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[–] mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works 123 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have no idea what I'm doing

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't understand why people act like having a lawn of mint is worse than grass. Seems like it requires less maintenance.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Grass lawns started off as a way for pretentious rich people to flaunt how much of their land they could waste on nothing important, so it’s really not worse at all. Just another dumb trend that caught on.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I planted mint in my yard for this exact reason. I hate grass lawns. However local flowers are probably better for local pollinator and bird populations, so I might add those too.

[–] erev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

please do! native flora are super important, especially since large monocultures of a useless crop (grass) have become popular. if your yard is gonna be filled with plants that you aren't using, you might as well fill it with plants that are useful to the environment

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[–] robyn@lemmy.org 2 points 1 day ago

More shade for flees and tics

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well they're not dead so you're already doing better than me.

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 154 points 2 days ago (34 children)

Haha! That's such a stupid thing to do. That's why I've only planted a blackberry in my garden.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 17 hours ago

Demonic thing to say 😭

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'll plant it next to my invasive english ivy and see which one wins...

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let me get in on this. The previous owner of my home planted Garlic. There’s no grass in that corner of my yard now. Just garlic. It escaped the garden bed.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You make that sound like it's a bad thing and not, in fact, free garlic.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The garlic is great! The odor is not as great.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Ah, yeah, I could imagine it gets pretty pungent.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've got privit, onion weed, rust weed and bamboo all fighting it out in gladiatoral combat

And winners reward will be acid ans fire followed by a salting of the earth after which the soil will be evacuated to the clay level before it is dumped in my neighbours yard (where all of these fuckers came from

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 122 points 2 days ago (7 children)

fun fact: if you plant oragano next to mint, it will take on a minty flavor.

the tomato mozarella salad I made was... interesting

[–] Gust@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Peppers and tomatoes can do this too. I used to grow tomatoes and habaneros in the same raised garden bed, and the tomatoes always came out with quite the kick

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[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Will mint out compete crab grass and fescue?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

if they spread enough as a ground cover plant, than yes,. they only need to block out the sunlight.

[–] Erusset@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

I'll tell you in a few weeks

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 63 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have a mint plant in my house, in a pot, that I simply cannot seem keep alive. It has a single stem left that’s trying its hardest to die every moment. I’ve taken it as a personal challenge to nurse it back to health (I need an easy win these days)

Last time I mowed, I noticed a new weed in the yard, popping up all over; this one smelled different, pleasant even. Fuck me, I’ve got a yard full of mint that showed up on its own, I’m guessing to mock my black thumb.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seems like this really depends on the local climate, or maybe we just don't get the right type of mint here. All the actual weeds (i.e. plants that we don't want to grow) seem to shake down mint for its lunch money.

A garden full of mint would be julep heaven!

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I asked AI and I still don’t understand; what’s this got to do with making tons of money?

/s

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its not a weed if its useful. It may just be a little "unwanted at the moment".

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My 96 year old neighbor always tells me," a weed is just flower growing somewhere you didn't want it. "

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 days ago (10 children)

So I'm. Gardener who doesn't know. What is it that i should know?

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Mint is extremely hardy, isn’t picky about soil type, spreads quickly, strangles and overtakes whatever is growing with it, and reproduces from the roots. If mint ever goes into the ground, your entire yard will very quickly be overtaken by it even if you start ripping it out as soon as you see it. It’s basically an invasive weed that happens to taste good. Anyone who intends to grow it will keep it in above-ground pots instead. But even then, all it takes is a small sprig landing in the grass, and suddenly your entire lawn is starting to smell minty when you mow.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

My grandma's garden got a mint infestation, and I simply rip some up and make fresh mint tea whenever I visit :)

It's really really, good

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[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 days ago

I had a potted mint in my parents backyard years ago. It grew through the bottom of the pot and started to invade the flower bed. Since then, my parents have drowned the entire bed in weed killer, pulled up everything they could find by the roots, and then put down a tarp and bark chips. Every year, some more mint pops up through all that.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not a gardener, but I've heard people say it grows like a weed and we should plant some on mars

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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This bamboo grove is really taking off!

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 17 hours ago

This is a sadness for me, because I really want bamboo I'm my garden, but am hesitant to go through with it for obvious reasons. Almost all the plants I love grow like weeds to the point of it no longer being charming 😭

We planted native honeysuckle as a hedge instead. They grow like weeds too, but at least they will smell nice all the way through summer and autumn, so eh.

[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

See also horseradish, amaranth, native sunflowers, and in my case, tomatoes.

Planted once, 10 yrs later still finding them in every nook and cranny of the neighborhood.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think most people would be happy with your luck with tomatoes

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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oooohhh noooo, not mint!! How can I ever live with a yard of short, lush, green, plants that smell nice when I cut them, keep pests away, and give me an endless supply of ingredients for drinks and desserts? It's going to cover up all my regular grass that I can't do shit with and benefits no one!

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's why I planted mine in a plant box instead of into garden directly.

I used to have them in plant boxes on the balcony when we lived in a ghetto in a bigger city and the only reason they ended up eventually dying after a reign of Terror in every single plant box on my balcony for a couple years, was because I got depression and forgot to water them during a particularly toasty summer. We are talking three months of scorching heat and no water before they finally admitted defeat.

There is no plant I fear and respect more than mint.

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Tried planting mint for several years in a row - seeds, transplants, nursery plants (yes those exist). All died. Finland is a harsh place.

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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Glad y'all warned me about mint! I'll just plant some nice snow-on-the-mountain in a small little patch over here.

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