If it were a man fucking 1000 girls in a day, we'd all celebrate. What's more unattractive than a high body count? Insecurity.
this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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No, did you get your idea of gender roles from reading feminist books in the 90's while never having actually set foot on earth's surface from your flying saucer? A lot of men and women would have various kinds of issues if you were a man who fucked 1000 women in one day you fucking space alien.
Doesn't even seem physically possible...
Not with that attitude!
I could probably suck a thousand cocks in a day. Maybe get a few of them with just hjs.
The theoretical maximum would be 4 hand jobs at once. Supposing one BJ and 4 HJs, and a generous 10 minutes per batch, you could, in theory, get up to 720 in 24 hour period. To get to 1000, you'd need to complete your batches in 7 minutes or less.
That's because without a heart exploding amount of drugs, it is not possible.
People just love to be offended by something a random stranger did 10'000 km away.
1000 in a single day? That's going to be difficult to...
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... top.
Does that disqualify someone? No.
Would I be interested? Also no.
For me it sure does. Fuck ass people insisting that it's not okay to disqualify people from your dating pool is stupid
Everybody's always saying you can deny a relationship with anyone for any reason until it's a reason they personally don't agree with.
You have the right to refuse for any reason, that doesn't absolve you of how you will be perceived though.
There it is. You can choose not to date anyone for any reason, but if you're smart you won't tell anyone.
I mean, any reason for not wanting a relationship is a good reason because a relationship where one person doesn't even really want it is going to be a shit relationship.
That said, I might still judge you if your reasons are shitty.
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The idea that vaginas stretch out is kinda debunked.
Now assholes on the other hand...
I’m not disagreeing with the point of your statement, but I do want to clarify that vaginas absolutely stretch, just not permanently. You’ll have a very different experience if you work up to fisting over a couple of hours vs. launching right into it, because vaginas loosen with arousal.
The important thing is that they are elastic - they don't stay stretched. They're not like sweaters that stay stretched out forever after someone large wears them, more like rubber bands that stretch temporarily before returning to their typical size. I think that's why OP used the term "stretch out," as too many people seem to think once a vagina stretches, it's a permanent change. It's such a weird misconception.
Giving birth stretches a vagina more than any penis (or fist) ever could. Though birth can make some changes that last, it's more like "Now I need a larger size menstrual cup" than "Now penises just slide back out," as the popular belief would have people believe.
Yeah I was gonna mention the menstrual cup thing. The fact that they perceive the vagina as a purely receptive sleeve also suggests that they've rarely if ever had a woman orgasm on their dick. Hubs reports varying perceptibility between different episodes but that the muscular contraction is often robust.
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