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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

....nice but uh, why are all the transfemme infodumps battlespace comms network diagrams?

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've noticed a massive overlap between trans and telecom. Even before the internet, telephone phreaks were more often than not trans or trans adjacent, or just straight up eggs before it was cool.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

first trans person I ever met was at a 2600 meetup at the dallas galleria, sometime around 1994-5

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sisters, we have one that’s getting too close.

Meow meow mew Mrrp mrrrrrrowwwww….

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

my cat came in yowling as I read this.

fuck. they know where I am.

[–] Shirow@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Meow mrrooww mew... Eepy meow :3

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

The meowing is just modem sounds, softened to be produceable by and understandable to humans. Or at least to transfemme humans

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the RFC on the new UDP too. Wonder what - if any - new features it comes with. 🥹🩵

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago

Just skips the preamble and starts info dumping. If part of the info is lost, doesn't matter, just keep dumping.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Ping?… Pong.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Transfeme hybrid + drone warfare strategy meeting?

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, the handshake signals. Don't forget to ACK every packet