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[–] Ghis@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Gemini, make this picture gay"

[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was that really your prompt?

[–] Ghis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta admit, that’s… impressive.

[–] Ghis@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah I didn't want to give it props since I hate AI, but it did really well. I wonder if it's easier for it to manipulate it if the base image is also AI generated.

[–] SaintNectar@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Captain MAGA dumbass

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 97 points 2 days ago (20 children)

Americans are the most frightened people on earth.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 89 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wookiepedia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Why is this chud in a school bus. I'd figure that the court order would keep him more than 1000 feet away...

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Love that's your takeaway from this clearly satirical image.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ironically all the data shows that hantavirus isn’t a big deal because it doesn’t spread person to person unless it’s the Andes strain. The stuff we see right now is sensationalist headlines for clicks and views. As long as you stay away from rodents you won’t get it.

https://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/about/index.html

[–] BananaChips@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The strain from the cruise ship is the Andes strain.

Avoiding rodents isn't the answer to this one (still avoid them, that's just not quite the correct answer here).

The risk to the average person is low for other reasons.

One difference is in the very fact that we can name the virus: we know more about how it spreads and the symptoms to look for. It's not an unknown virus, unlike in 2020 when we were dealing with something we had never seen in humans before.

If someone does start to show symptoms it will be tested for earlier during diagnosis than it otherwise might be since hantavirus is in the news. Earlier detection will reduce spread (if we even reach that point, many of the passengers are in quarantine).

The other passengers being in quarantine is one of the biggest things lowering the risk.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Avoid rodents

Me, who was juggling feral rats with my bare hands "This is fucking bullshit!"

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

The version on the cruise ship is the Andes strain.

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 139 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I will NOT comprehend basic science.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 87 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] tooks@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

COVID played a major part in my mother's death, so I feel comfortable saying I welcome the hentavirus to our country. If all goes poorly, maybe it will take care of some of our more troublesome septuagenarians. πŸ€”

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh yeah, I don't want to see people die BUT the human population has reached a point where survival of the fittest isn't a thing, so how we have complete morons all over.

Case in point. A plastic bag from a grocery store has "Do not put on head" printed on it. Here's the problem 1. If you're a small child that legitimately doesn't know better, you can't read, this is zero help. 2. If you can read it, you're old enough to understand not to do it in the first place, and you're a dip shit.

Just take the warning labels off obvious shit and let nature fix things. It's that big of a deal to wear a mask at a minimum? Sure.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At least with the bag, it's a reminder to tired parents not to let the child put the bag on its head, to tell the child about the danger, and not to leave the child alone with the bag because they'll test it.

If they leave the child alone with the bag and a cat, the child will learn ~~2~~ 3 lessons: fur helps prevent plastic bag suffocation, and claws/teeth can penetrate both the bag and human skin. Also cats prefer to choose whether and where to be enclosed.

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 120 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] sychthys@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Nah, Sontarans are smarter than that.

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[–] Homesnatch@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I will NOT avoid ingesting mouse droppings.

It is my God-given right to find a rodent nest and motorboat it.

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[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I am too masc for masks

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I’m waiting for the inevitable hantavirus parties. Gotta make sure little Timmy earns his immunity!

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

~~hantavirus parties~~ party

Honestly: The most modern denialist version of 'survival of the fittest'
Sadly those are the most likely to procreate :|

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[–] MyceliumNetwork@lemmy.zip 48 points 2 days ago

Brb, gonna do a line of mouse shit

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can provide LIBERTY FREEDOM coffins at a discount for true patriots. Each coffin comes with an engraved American flag and a gun holster. Today's your can pre-order your LIBERTY FREEDOM coffin for $4,747.47. Don't 86 your rights!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look how terrified they are all the time

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 34 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Hanta has been a thing in chile since the 90s, I don't know what the fuss is about.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yup. There's also deaths from hantavirus every year in California. The problem is the variant, its the first time a lot of these countries are being exposed to the more contagious than usual form of hantavirus that in Chile & Argentina is known as Andean Hantavirus.

Chile has a long history of dealing with this and usually takes all the necessary precautions, but add some dumbass gringos (north americans and Europeans) into the mix and they basically go into a remote area and snort lines of mouse shit and then are surprised when they caught a really bad virus.

Argentina doesn't really take any precautioms afaik.

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[–] Casterial@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I already said it doesn't matter if this virus becomes wide spread or not, US will never do another shut down - I'm fact to wipe us out just release a virus, most would rather die than stay home for a few weeks

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

When the terrorists get that bio weapon, just expect absolute destruction of this Nation.

The Maga cult has fucked our ability to respond.

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

He's got the 3-star Dragonball is the only useful thing I got from this.

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