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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Arrest pedophiles and all our problems would be solved instantly.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 123 points 3 days ago (5 children)

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

A ring called 'irreversible and catastrophic environmental damage'.

(Not just climate change, either -- though that's a big part of it. Also everything from microplastics to overfishing.)

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

“Global Ecological Collapse” was the phrase used when I was studying biology 15 years ago.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

PFAS is gonna fuck us, but simultaneously is super useful. Not much modern indoor plumbing works without ptfe paste/tape somewhere.

I wonder if it’s one of the great filters.

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[–] te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No-one was prepared for the Starlink re-entry events. Humanity had been so busy looking outwards, but had failed to look upwards. From 2035, they had to learn to accept the regular and devastating reentry of this fleet of miniature satellites. Molten fire would rain from the sky, multiple times per day at any time or place. Many cities were destroyed during this period, with too many deaths to count.

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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Don't forget climate collapse!

[–] Ringtail@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago

The forgotten stove backburner is still on, but we left the house

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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 78 points 3 days ago (22 children)

I’m so fucking tired, bros.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Stop paying attention so much. Like, don't stick your head in the sand, but take a break from news for a while.

I went on a cruise last year and the news detox was absolutely amazing for my mental health. Someone read a headline about Trump doing something stupid and I was like, who cares? There's literally nothing we can do about it, especially from the middle of the Mediterranean.

And when I got home, I realized it's the same here. I feel like I need to know what's going on in the world, but if I can't make a difference, why would I bring more stress into my life? I just come out feeling worse, for humanity, for my own inaction, for the futility of goodness.

You don't need to know the intricacies of geopolitics, the price of oil, if the Strait is open, or even who the president is to have a positive effect on your community.

Go for a walk and meet your neighbors. Some might be shitheads but you'll be a better person for getting to know them.

Volunteer work can also reignite your pilot light of hope. I worked at a shelter and the other volunteers showed me the goodness in humanity.

There's still a lot of good out there. Don't let the news convince you it's a lost cause.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 days ago

It’s not just the news. Every fucking thing is a grift scam. Can’t go buy some bread without wondering if the company sold out and cut corners since the last time you bought that exact brand. Can’t trust cvs won’t replace the doctors with some idiots who will tell you to drink water to clear an infection because they don’t believe in antibiotics. Every fucking time i walk out of my house some fucking American grifting piece of shit is trying to ruin my day and rip me the fuck off.

And I carry that suspicion now with everyone I meet to protect myself. Because 70% of this fucking country is nothing but loser cheating pieces of shit who learned to lie cheat and steal from the “leader” they vote and work for.

Oh and every fucking thing is made from the cheapest shittiest Chinese supplier these grifting losers can find. Just replacing our country with cheap shitty plastic that doesn’t even fulfill its intended purpose. I hate everyone!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

This is solid advice. New owners recently banned earbuds at work, which really sucks, but something curious happened as a result. I stopped listening to political shit on YouTube five days per week and I've never felt more calm. Now when I occasionally do pop in to Kyle Kulinski or something I see the world is still on fucking fire, but I got five good days of peace and my attention to the matter made no difference to anyone else.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 31 points 3 days ago

At this point I'm just trying to enjoy what I can in my immediate surroundings. When I am outside tending to my critters, I often wonder if today will be the day the sky is filled with a blinding light from the south then a very chaotic and consequential minute or two after that.

But deep down that is probably a fantasy. The world is not that exciting. Instead we get to slowly watch how many people the billionaires can starve as long as we still have a working internet.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

only "ai takeover" that is going to happen is mass surveillance so billionaires can control us better, if we let them.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My profession has already largely disappeared thanks to AI. I’m not alone, either. Thousands of people are getting laid off each week. The surveillance is a fringe benefit compared to the savings that billionaires can achieve by replacing humans with machines.

It should be our savings, btw. Workers built every last bit of tech that is enabling this, billionaires just stole it.

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[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

we're gonna let them

[–] pero@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

F) Move to a dreamy Mediterranean island in middle of nowhere and worry about nothing. :)

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
  1. How many islands do you think there are in the mediterranean?
  2. How many of those are uninhabited? (And why?)
  3. Do you realise how close you are to bigger nations there? It's not that isolated there.

Except rising sea levels

[–] ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

E ) All of the above.

AI will fight WWIII while causing the economic collapse and giving you really bad medical advice that creates the next and last pandemic. The final frontier. Just as God intended.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, you can forget all of those things. Just get up now and go outside. Take everything in. Because soon it will never be like that ever again. Climate change is going to destroy so much.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 27 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Yup. If the infinite growth machine can't make a profit fixing climate change, it simply won't be fixed.

No amount of home recycling, power saving, water reduction, etc. you can do will offset the pollution generated by companies in the pursuit of money.

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[–] axh@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I miss the good old days when people were worried because some long dead calendar maker, didn't bother to prepare the calendar a few hundred years in advance.

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[–] Retiredtoflorida@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How about and environmental and economic collapse caused by ai, while fighting WW3, leaving us helpless to combat the next pandemic.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Polycrisis! I CHOOSE YOU!!

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Environmental collapse laughs.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Just wait until we hit the ocean acidification tipping point where it becomes chemically impossible for certain tiny creatures at the base of the food chain to form calcium-based hard shells.

The whole ocean won't hit that point all at the same time, but once we get close, it will happen very rapidly, affecting most of the oceans in the world within a few years. Entire ocean ecosystems will rapidly collapse when the bottom of the food chain falls out from under them. Already-strained fisheries will suddenly run completely out of fish, quickly driving the last few populations to extinction. But that's only the tip of the iceberg for our problems. Those tiny organisms have a profound impact on the entire world's climate and weather patterns, as well as being a huge part of the carbon cycle. When the oceans die, the effects felt on land will be extreme. And it will drastically accelerate carbon accumulation and climate change -- those calcium-based hard shells are calcium carbonate, which incorporate carbon and often end up sequestering it on the sea floor when the creature dies, where it could stay locked away for millions to billions of years. Without them removing carbon from circulation, climate change will get far worse and accelerate much faster (which, in turn, makes ocean acidification worse, so there's no going back once we hit that tipping point).

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago
[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago
[–] janakali@lemmy.4d2.org 2 points 2 days ago

Me, a procrastinator: eh, it can wait

[–] prex@aussie.zone 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Old mate: I mean just look at it.

Me: What?

Old mate: This. All of it. A billion miles of sterile space and billion dead years either side of our miraculous existence and here you are bitching about your little problems. The sun will wipe this lot clean soon enough. Get over yourself.

Me: Um, sorry mate. You OK?

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

in trek, over 600million people died in a nuclear holcaust of ww3.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Never hurts to have extra food and water...and toilet paper

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[–] fucmm@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago

All of the above unfortunately

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

With any luck, a new pandemic will throw a wrench into WWIII.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 1 day ago

por que no los all of the above?

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