I've seen that one a few times but I think my favorite variation is "Tell your cat I said pspspspspsps"
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Bro i hate that, i have four cats and none of them respond to pspspspps, that's tje sound parents make when they want their human children to pee, it doesn't do shit for cats
Fucking finally! I grew up using an aggressive psssst as a his noise to tell cats to stop doing that, so to me it sounds like you're either doing that a lot or chasing a cat with a squirtgun. I've always clicked my tongue for their attention but I don't know how to spell that.
My favorite is "tell your cow I said moo"
This is actually the slogan of WeRateDogs! https://weratedogs.com/
There all good dogs, brent.
This aligns with one of my favorite sayings about dogs.
Everyone thinks they have the best dog and the funny thing is, none of them are wrong.
Which is why 11 or 12 is the worst grade they ever give on a scale of 1-10 😁
Best rear window I've ever seen was the Hitchcock one
One of the best of all time.
Tell your dog a said "who's a good boy?"
Would pair nicely with "tell your mom I said hi" sticker.