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Unironically think they would be proud. I clawed my way out of the depression pit and am working on the plans I had since I was younger.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

That little fuckhead got me into this mess.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 6 days ago (4 children)

More than anything he'd probably be enlightened by the fact that I like banging dudes too.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Considering how horny I was at 14 I’d have been stoked to know there was even more sex I could have.

Shame I’m not even a little bi. (I checked.)

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shame I’m not even a little bi. (I checked.)

Well as long as you did your due diligence, I'm sure no one will complain.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Nothing proved to me that being gay isn’t a choice more than desperately wanting to get off but going soft in another man’s mouth.

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

i transitioned, my 14 year old self would cry from joy

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I just want to hug him and tell him and anyone his age that "teenage/school years are the best years of your life" is a bold-faced LIE.

It gets better.

It gets WAY better.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Leaving a small town, with small people, with small minds was a revelation

I was finally able to start becoming who I am, rather than what was needed to survive

Am happy for you and hoping for the best of you in the future :D

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

14 y/o me would be pretty damn jealous.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, 14 y/o me had a lot of shit to wade through before he could be me. Now hes just sad it will be a lot harder for future mes.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 39 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Probably not, but the Steam Deck would blow his mind.

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I'm playing video games all day every day. He would be amazed. It's adult me knows it's bad

honestly if I met my 14 year old self I'd give that kid a hug. they wouldn't accept it, but wow did they need it. turns out shit does, in fact, get better.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"What's your allowance?"

"Over $20/week"

"Wow, that's a lot of money"

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I'd say probably. But would be very sad in how little we ride bike now (used to be all the time, year round, rain, snow, or sunshine). But we're not yelled at every single day! Got a good job that even teenager me would think is cool.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

He'd probably give suicide a lot more consideration.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look man, If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd take my parents out for dinner or find a couple of neurotypicals and have a threesome.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

If dinner goes well enough with your parents, maybe you can kill two birds with one stone.

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[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'm going to enjoy torturing my 14-year-old self. My 14-year-old self was a shithead. But I was raised in a conservative Catholic house, and at that age I firmly embraced the version of reality common among the Fox News set. I was that annoying conservative high schooler. Sure I was repping hard, but I was still an idiot.

Now I'm a late-30s trans woman, about to celebrate 8 years of marriage to my wonderful husband.

The things I can say. I'm going to haunt this kid's dreams.

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Look, I'd like to see that little shit do better.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I'm not sure if I'd be proud or disappointed.

trigger warningBy age 10, I'd already decided I was going to kill myself at 24, and I was looking forward to it, assuming I hadn't already died by then. By my 14th birthday, I was doing my annual countdown from 10.

I don't know if I'd be excited that I found things that made life worth living, or consider myself a failure for getting it wrong when I tried. Reflecting on that age, I don't think myself an idiot or anything, I just see a kid who tried their best with what they had, and had already given up on what seemed like an inescapable situation. I feel bad for 14 year-old me, and I'm not sure I'd be able to face that kid without feeling completely destroyed.

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 23 points 6 days ago

Yeah I'm what my 14 y/o self never wanted to become and I'm fine with disappointing him lol

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah she would. I'm relatively safe and no longer being traumatized, that's all she ever wanted.

[–] pr0sp3kt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Actually, sort of.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm an incredibly lucky man

I've led a life that even I sometimes have to remind myself isn't a dream

I have loved deeply, been married, divorced, engaged again to the person who is my best friend

I have travelled, seen amazing things, lived in a few countries and experienced things I couldn't have imagined

I have studied at university, as well as getting a trade and progressing a very long with that

I have been wealthy, I own some stuff that the younger me would think is pretty cool, but I have few material possessions now because "stuff" doesn't really matter to me

I have lived in some of the biggest cities in the world, and now I enjoy peace and quiet in one of the most beautiful places in the world

The porn I create has tens of millions of views, I've done things that are wild, creative and on occasion, sexy

I'm the luckiest bastard on Earth

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The porn I create has tens of millions of views, I've done things that are wild, creative and on occasion, sexy

Username checks out

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I don't believe in false advertising

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think 14 year old me would be most disappointed that I'm no longer catholic. She'd probably be a mix of angry and excited that I'm trans. Shocked and confused when I explain to her that her parents' marriage is really really bad and she's going to need therapy for the way her dad treats her. Then she's going to be kinda pissed when I tell her that her dad is right about her needing to do better in school, it's just that he shouldn't be yelling at her until she self harms about it. She'll be proud I'm still friends with her friends and that I got out of Ohio to somewhere cool.

Oh then she's going to be incredibly disappointed I married someone with tattoos, especially since I'll call her a classist little shit about it, and that I never had kids.

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 13 points 5 days ago

At 14 I was self harming and only couple years from my first suicide attempt. I don’t do either now, so yes, probably

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I would just encourage 14 year old me to knock my dad out until he figured out I wasn't his beast of burden to yell and scream at. The last time he laid hands on me was 14. At the time I didn't realize I physically intimidated him.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

14-year-old me would not be impressed, but 24-year-old me would be.

The difference is experience and understanding what the hell we're all up against.

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[–] Lawyerator@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I had advice to give my younger self, I'd have to be very careful about the whole causality problem. At 45 I have two awesome kids aged 5 and 2. I have an amazing wife who multiplies both my happiness and ability to make a living. Both my wife and I were previously divorced. I wouldn't change anything that might prevent me from meeting her and helping to bring my kids into the world.

If I had perfect temporal guardrails that would ensure this family path, I'd tell my younger self that it works out pretty well in the long run, but huge mistakes were needed to forge me into who I am today. Also, buy Nvidia stock.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm one of the few people who's 14 yo self would fucking admire, mostly for stupid teenage horny reasons but also video game industry reasons.

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[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

14 year old me would not even have the capacity to comprehend it.

Future was just some made up nonsense back then and absolutely every single adult was part of a hive mind connected back to my mother. In addition, people weren't really people, they were more like background noise who i had to be cautious of. The world didn't exist outside my field of view.

[–] macro_byte@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Holy moely! Did something change your mind/perspective or do you still see people like that?

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would kick 14 year old me in the ribs without a second thought. Kid was dumb af.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think i would be mostly proud of myself. I did a lot of things right, but recently i keep asking myself the question "would i want to spend time with myself"? Like if there was a perfect clone of myself, same mindset, same body, same everything, would i like them?

Most of my life, the answer has been "Yes". Now, i'm starting to respond to it with "no", actually not. I'm just not the kind of person myself that i myself would like to be around; ironically that's what makes me more popular among other people, it seems. So i've traded liking to be around myself to others liking to be around me. I still like myself, but i wouldn't wanna be with another version of myself, if that makes sense. Of some things, there better exist only one of it, if you know what i mean.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Absol-fucking-lutely they would. 14 year old me was dealing with some bullshit and would be ecstatic that we got through it and that things got better. Kudos to anyone who survived their teens and come out even mildly well adjusted, much less happy.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Listen, I'm not here to impress a mentally ill child. But also no.

ftfy.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 12 points 6 days ago

Probably not, but I'm not very proud him either soo...

[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I dunno about "proud", 14-year-old me was around when saying "gay" was usually a punchline, or an insult. Maybe he'd be surprised about my ex-boyfriend. Or my current boyfriend.

Whatever problems he might have with my current self, he'd definitely come around after all the insider trading information I'd give him. Then he'd definitely be quick about doing things I actually wish I'd done sooner, like quitting marching band and switching to theatre. Focusing on trades, rather than racking up debt, then later burning out trying to get an engineering degree. Things like that.

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