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I'm nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.
That's some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.
Quick, recalibrate the warp core matrix and modulate the deflectors, we're going in to one year.
c/asslips is leaking
Fuck, I'm not even 60 and I'm already a year.
Apparently if you get old enough then you'll have the density of a neutron star.
Before time folds in upon itself and your weight becomes time, which becomes weight.
Not necessarily, who knows what size average Americans are.
Hey, I only have the mass of 3 Neptunes, thank you very much.
Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.
It's fake, or has been fixed. Ai is still a bullshit machine regardless
the beauty of llms is you can ask them a question and never get the same answer twice.
That's a hyperparameter that can be adjusted for consistency
Ew. I don't want the llm to know about my poops, they're a Bristol 7
🤔 I wonder if/when threads like these ever get trimmed out of datasets. Like, is your Bristol 7 now permanent AI knowledge?
How can you tell it's fake?
"average 50-59 year old weighs 5000 pounds" factoid actually just statistical error. Average person weighs 150 pounds. Pounds Georg, who lives in a cave and weighs over 50000000000000000000000000 pounds, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Yro'ue mom
Averange IQ of man is 2 litres.
ai literally is that bad
I too know how to press the f12 button
I just want to apologize, as this is largely my fault. There was a blowout clearance on Easter Candy and I went in all. Having gained 924 metric tons over the past few weeks, I'm throwing the averages way off.
Spiders Georg strikes again.
I've decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.
Wow, I'm very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!
You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔
In less than twelve parsecs.
Never heard of weight maxing?
I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32...
Wait until you're 35.
Rookie numbers! Pack those pounds!
And this is what they're trying to replace the workforce with lmao
They need to go all in on it before it can become good enough to be viable, so we'll get precedent that its not viable, and we can survive as peasants for another generation.
At 42 I'm well under the average, hell yeah.
If you weigh only 42 then you may want to bulk up...
You weigh 42 years? Damn
I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.
I'll be.. Doc was on to something... there definitely is something wrong with Earth's gravitational pull in the future.
is it because men, somehow in their 50s, are moved to a pseudo surface zone of Jupiter ?
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year
She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I
You're apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You're good to go
r/anythingbutmetric
guess the poisons really setting in now.
Hekate be praised! I'm undercover age! Finally!!!