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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

Maybe we can show this to the Alberta separatists and tell them they've already missed their chance? Bah, they'd probably just find a way to do something even stupider.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Did he post this right after his visit to Xi? Bet China has a tape from Epstein’s hidden cameras bought from some Mossad asset. Its Steel Dossier 2 Electric Goodbye Taiwan Boogaloo.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So.... Um...

Canada, Greenland, Mexico, and Greenland will get merged together to become America's 51st state?

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

With all that talk, I guess I'd expected him to be at least on his 52nd by now.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

No, they get lebensbraumed out.

[–] CCMan1701A@startrek.website 3 points 18 hours ago

How would the golden dome planning work in this case? Alaska and Hawaii were hard enough to accommodate in the original plan...

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

They keep voting to stay away. And I don't blame them.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago

yes, and you're a long time getting it.

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 15 points 1 day ago

What's the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little St. James?

Oh yeah, it's Venezuela.

It's weird to me that I haven't seen anyone else talk about that.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 105 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 48 points 2 days ago

He still does, but he used to too.

(sorry, mitch)

There's no way his weiner still works.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He's no longer healthy enough for Viagra

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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the new one. Been using this one for a while now.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Used to?

When do you think he stopped?

[–] M137@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I think he stopped, involuntarily, for a bit after Epstein and Maxwell thing. But only because he lost easy access and the people left in that ring had to keep a mich lower profile for a bit. It's surely well past that now though, I really wonder what the group is ATM.

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[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, they'll still be illegals. This is likely Donald's plan. Take Venezuela at the 51st state and then deport everyone living there now. It's the only way he'll ever reach ICE's deportation goals. You don't really think he'd let all those Venezuelans become citizens, do you?

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein's Island. It's also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That would make perfect sense because they kept going on and on about Hillary Clinton and those "spirit parties" where they say she ate children.

Every accusation is a confession with these mother fuckers.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That assertion becomes less and less hyperbolic with time. It's truly alarming.

I'm left wondering that, if a person lacks any/all creativity whatsoever, is this how they fabricate lies? It might just explain how pathological this behavior is.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

I think it's a more of a dual purpose, attack and defensive measure. I relate it to the childish "I know what you are but what am I?" when you're called a name.

They make the accusations first because they don't care about truth, and then when the truth finally comes out that they were the people actually doing the thing it makes it easier for them to get their supporters to brush it off as the opposition just saying "no, you!"

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know if you've heard this already but there's emails of them talking about eating cheese.

Users suspect it means they're eating the intestines of breastfeeding newborns. Since their mother's milk turns to cheese inside their gut.

Saw something of them eating a lot of "jerky" as well.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

they also had a "sex ranch" in new mexico? where they repeadtly raped young men or boys, and thiels involved too.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

People are saying. Many such stories. Sad

Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Did he already forget about Canada?

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 1 points 13 hours ago

He's mad about the German chancellor Fotzenfritz at the moment... But I'm 2 months, he has forgotten that, too.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He doesn't remember anything that happened before today's lunch.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"

Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."

Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

This is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won't be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what's happening in Palestine.

The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago

*laughs in Puerto Rican*

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

It would mean they're not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah, you see, by "state" he really meant "unincorporated territory" where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Never gonna happen, but if it did why not split it into multiple states? Really cement the democratic advantage

[–] keyhoh@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven't we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Epstein

likely including so many people on it besides trump, likely most billionaires are on it, plus other world leaders to, ceos.

[–] dansel@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (9 children)

You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.

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