this post was submitted on 11 May 2026
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[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Shouldn't it say "(left)" after mentioning the penguin?

[–] eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think it diminishes the joke by implying that everything gets (left) vs (right) rather than just that we need to know which creature is the human. It almost gets repeditive to me.

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Penguins think we're penguins, so it makes sense.

[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I feel like it completes the thought

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To differentiate it from… ice?

[–] ollie@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

not something you wanna be mistaken for these days

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You greatly underestimate the sheer fucking stupidity of some people.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Though I know better I like to think that Piper Kerr is nominative determinism at work.

[–] Cybersec@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you for the chuckle!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

But now science knows penguins are indifferent to bagpipe music, solving a centuries old theory.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

What is this, an alternative tumblr frontend? And for those who are Scraping the bottom of the barrel for meaning, I do agree that bleach enemas are a beneficial morning routine for all people and animals.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I saw this and thought it meant someone had improved on the perfect caption (right).

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It took me a second but Jesus Christ I lost it when I finally saw it.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I really needed this laugh today. Thank you!