this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
130 points (79.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

39908 readers
3392 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Edit: some of you need to step outside and smell some fresh air, I promise it wont bite

Edit to the edit: this goes doubly for the people private messaging me their manifesto

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm surprised there are any posts left with those filters.

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's actually a good bunch of people posting wholesome entertaining posts if you filter out the noise

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also a lot of porn which ranges from legit ametuer to professional and possibly illegal. Like half of all posts when you sort by new is porn.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

.........there's only one porn I can think of which would be illegal, and if thats what you're seeing, report EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT!!!

Spam the report button.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen a couple of sketchy tinytitties posts that I made an anonymous tip for authorities to look into. I downvote them all but I don't report them because I'm 100% certain the mods would be aware if there is any illegal materials in the mix.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

If it looks remotely like CSAM, report it. Mods don't always know whats posted, unless we get a report. I don't mod any porn communities, but I'm sure there's bickering in the communities I do mod that I never see.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You misspelled "Israel", fyi

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Worth it to add both spellings IMO

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago

Ooh you right

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)

OP made a post trying to figure out how to make his town less lame but also wants to avoid all "politics"... 😮‍💨

What if I told you that everything is "politics", be it buying groceries, entertainment, wearing clothes, healthcare, getting around town, having sex, owning a home or getting paid?

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 23 points 1 week ago

I sympathize with OP tbh. While babies being murdered is bad, I want SOME TIME in my life where I don't have to think about that for the sake of my own survival.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

Politics affects more or less everything, but that doesn't mean it is those things. If you're not able to examine the list OP posted and see what proper subset of "everything" they're trying to filter out, you need to think harder.

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh no,caught red handed!!

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] antonim@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're trying to avoid politics by filtering keywords, yet your own thread title contains the word "politics". Curious.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That just means they won't be able to view their own post. Maybe it's not a bad idea.

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

Oh no I've created a paradox

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I don't condone it but I might as well help as a mental exercise.

maga

elon

bibi

ccp

libertarian

marines

soldier

war

tax

congress

legislate

legislation

vote

genocide

rights

wage

protest

riot

IRGC

IDF

theocracy

kleptocracy

oligarchy

monarchy

indoctrination

democracy

freedom

anarchy

communism

socialism

dictatorship

parliament

SCOTUS

senate

I wonder if @pugjesus@piefed.social knows any I might have missed?

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why don't you condone it? And good list thank you

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ignorance causes many of the problems on this list in the first place, imo.

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fair. I get my news from different sources though, that's just not what I signed up to lemmy for

[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Curating one's feeds does not inherently lead to ignorance.

I've been aggressively filtering my newsfeed for years now and I didn't suddenly forget about all the corruption and injustice. I just have no need for those headlines to overwhelmingly dominate my day-to-day ingestion of news. "Corrupt Oligarch Continues Campaign Against Human Rights" isn't news to me; it's the status quo. I don't need a dozen headlines to remind me the sky is blue every day.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

"slams" "melts down"

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Add "linux" and enjoy the empty feed

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago

You forgot Star Trek

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can use regexes, so it makes it a bit shorter list:

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooh is that an app or desktop?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 6 points 1 week ago

Webapp. It's the development branch of Tesseract.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago

Good list, and I think I can just replace iranian with iran since the way boost works that counts for both

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Economics

Law

Protest

Rights

Freedom

Shift

Terror

Slam

Slap

Athlete

Competition

Criminal

Minority

Equality

Civil

Activist

Sports

Global

Country

Government

War

Russia

Prime

Minister

Scandal

Epstein

Files

Pedophile

Rapist

Rape

Child

Climate

Scientist

Study

New

Citizen

Despite

Claim

Attention

Draw

Conclusion

Steal

Truth

Behind

Fight

Post

Social

Community

Political

Politics

Group

Edit: Fuck, you got me I didn't notice where we are so I shitposted right back

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

dem

drone

isreal

Germans, beekeepers and people observing reality in shambles

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
  • turnip
  • orange man
  • taco
  • elmo

I can probably think of more later..

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 9 points 1 week ago

Add "Trek", Star Trek is very political.

And "Linux" and "Open Source", free software is communist.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If you need time away from these topics for mental health, then this is can be a good idea. I wish you all the best.

If you have other, quality news sources that's fine too.

If it's just because it's "annoying" and you do not want to engage, then bear in mind that you are simply burying your head in the sand. Politics are not simply words, and will affect you and your loved one's lives and rights.

The leopards come for everyone's faces eventually.

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Meh, you're overthinking it

load more comments (10 replies)

This is a good idea, y'all acting like OP literally doesn't listen to news, they said they just don't want to get their news on lemmy.

And I agree, you guys are being dramatic AF

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you browse All frequently? When I browse my subscribed comms I don't see that much politics stuff. (I have a separate account for that, when I'm feeling more resilient than usual.)

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Netanyahu

War

Iran

Elon Musk

MAGA

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago
[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you don't want politics involved, just add the name of every country.

Also "migrant," (gets rid of immigrant too) "refuge," (gets rid of refugee) "asylum," "vaccine," "climate change," and "global warming."

Also with "Israel" and "Zionism" in your list, add "bomb," "missile," "dea" (for dead and death).

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

must be nice being able to afford to not care about these things

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago

It's so nice

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You don't want to read about genocide? You must love genocide then!?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
load more comments
view more: next ›