We're posting fox news links now?
this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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I know it's cheating. :(
Might as well just set up an rss feed lol
it's assisting a bunch of assholes that are ruining the planet
When is faux news not appropriate for this sub?
Looksmaxxing: Experts warn of dangerous social media trend among young men
Dr. Claire Wolinsky and Tom Kersting discuss the 'Looksmaxxing' social media trend, where young men pursue extreme practices, including 'bone smashing' and cosmetic surgery, to alter their appearance
Ballmaxxing
Looksmaxxing
Tokenmaxxing
Ok - I'm getting off the ride now, I'm tired
I thought that was just Gattaca
all of these words are utterly ridiculous and those who use them should be treated accordingly
They're maxmaxxing hard…
Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.
I'm maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.
Maxmaxxing, I call it.
Maybe next they'll start botoxing their scrotums. Then, necrosismaxxing!
Next will be the backlash-- minimaxxing.
There is a British comic strip called Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles. It is an absurd, immature joke about a man with ridiculously enormous spasmojesticles whose titanic sperm factories keep causing him trouble. It's fun when Star Trek predicts the future; when Viz does so, it makes me want to start liking alcohol.
like Bowie, I too am a Viz fan :),
just go volunteer to fight in Ukraine against the Russians.. Takes big balls
Why would you want bigger balls? They're already obnoxious enough at normal size.
Terrible design. The most pain sensitive part of your body. In front. In a sack of skin. In a natural pinch-point...
Warning: insecurity detected
But who’s got the biggest, balls of them all?
I guess injecting saline into yourself could be safer than breaking the bones in your face.
Ew. Why?
For more authentic John Wayne cosplay
If you're even thinking of looking at the subreddit, don't. It's worse than you think it is.
https://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/health/tlc-man-132-pound-scrotum
I got big balls and I cannot lie All y’all others can’t deny When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist And there’s a big round thing in their face They get Concerned
If these sketchy treatments are effective then they might sterilize themselves and solve two problems with one shot!
Wait til these people hear about mumps.
Gonna have a whole new antivax demo
Some STIs would make one's balls swollen. Maybe they can try that!
Elephantiasis.