Where's the abortionarium?
this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me
"Gendre swap machine"
Oh, if only that were true...
I'm moving the cuddle puddle to the milking room. Who's coming?
Milking puddle?
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
... ... ...No
Classic, grand foyer with zero second floor😂
Remind us how you got here if you’re physically in China.
I’m actually overseas, so it’s not really that surprising.
Specifically, regarding the tech you had to use. Since you claimed to be in China earlier. Are you saying that now you aren’t in China?
It’s nothing really. It’s actually pretty simple, not some high‑tech stuff. Even if someone’s in mainland China, bypassing the firewall is super easy.
It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.
Tap for spoiler
I know it means “covered,” this is a joke.
I didn't
I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.
What's that font? I can use that.
Vegan kitchen
Hell yeah
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
What you can't see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall
They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it's size is accurate, what you can't see is how much is packed in there....
You need very high ceilings to hang the gibbets
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they're deployed, they're free to leave the room.
While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.
lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I'd love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.
I thought the were buying the Epstein mansion and exorcising it with better vibes
Goddammit... where's the opium den and pizza joint basement???
In the basement, obviously. This map only shows the ground level.
I'm suspecting that Vegan Kitchen is less vegan than it implies, if the next-door milking room is anything to go by.
human milk (both kinds) is perfectly ethical when obtained consensually
Oh, you sweet summer child ;)
milking consenting animals is okay by vegans afaik
but in this instance it's not regular milking, i assume
Fuck yeah. Proud antifa member here.
the pantry shall be stocked with soup for my family.
extra privacy toilet?
Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?
that's it to the cuck cage with you
Bad design.
Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.
Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.
Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.
This person antifas.
Better keep this away from the right or they'll think it's real!
But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people our build them from recycled parts?
I resent your false dichotomy, we must develop our own alternative bike building cooperative industry from scratch, with all the necessary supply chain to avoid any dependence on the system.
Well in the cuddle puddle of the course!
Sex dungeon is on second floor? Thats doesmt seem like a proper vibe at all.
It's not on the second floor, it's just got an extra high ceiling for proper suspension.
I love it that the Pet Play room is right next to the milking room.
Where TF is the gaming room? Library? How are you supposed to host d&d night or chip away at your steam library in this place?
There are multiple specialized gaming rooms and a smut library in the plan. Just don't forget to change into the maid servant dress before playing Goblin Cleanup.
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