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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A woman can sleep with a man to try to get promoted. But, there's no guarantee that man will follow through.

If Kamala slept her way all the way to the VP job, she got people to follow through on their promises. That means that once they'd slept with her, they were so desperate to do it again that they followed through on their promises until she was a heart beat away from the presidency. She must be a modern day Helen of Troy, but for sex, not beauty.

Imagine what she could have done as president. Any peace deal where the negotiators were straight men: solved. Since that's most of them, world peace would have been within reach.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

this is some Bene Gesserit level shit. let's fucking goooooo

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

People saying "women sleep their way to the top" but not realizing that means men* gatekeep promotions with a sexual paywall... and wasn't #MeToo at least partially about that?

*at least mostly, this being based on heterosexual men alone outnumbering non-heterosexual women in general population and especially in positions of power by a wide margin.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 21 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I had a similar thought about Bill Clinton's dick back when we learned that Trump sucked him off. I know Bubba was POTUS, but people seemed to be lining up to blow him. His penis must be immaculate, whatever that means.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

It's a clean machine.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Once upon a time. Now it's that but also kinda like flawless, perfect, magnificent. What 'awesome' is supposed to mean.

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

no one ever talks about all of the people who had to ALLOW someone to sleep to the top, either, just the person who did!

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 18 points 11 hours ago

"She slept her way to CEO" so your company is completely staffed by people so stupid that they will trade positions of power for a sexual encounter.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

Right? For 'they slept her way to the top', to work, the organization has to be littered with people who are willing to trade the best interests of the organization for an evening of their own personal sex lives. But it's not their fault for selling out the corp - it's the fault of the entrepreneur who's successfully working the broken system.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I know someone who did just that. She has been shagging the CRO for a bit and is now chief of staff. Everybody knows it. She's a friend, so I'm not going to shit on her, but this is just kind of how she rolls. Judge all you like.

The company is ass. Tech startup and their product is crap, the company is poorly managed and it's a clowncar of a place overall. So yeah.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

My company had someone get caught banging her boss in his office. The demoted him and promoted her a year later

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 40 points 16 hours ago

Incel MAGAts hate vaginas cuz they can't touch one.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 63 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

MAGA thinks she's ugly but at the same time believes her capable of doing this. Make it make sense.

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 57 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The enemy is consistently portrayed as both subhuman and endowed with extraordinary powers. That framing justifies any use of force, since no ordinary means could defeat them. Stripping the victims of human worth absolves the attackers completely.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It's misogyny and racism, the whole way down

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[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Make it make sense.

I'd do a better job explaining quantum physics than explaining how MAGA twists reality to fit their narrative.

Spoiler alert: I know dick all about quantum physics.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago

They just imagine and then make up how how did/is doing/will do it.

Its not even specific to MAGA. Its absolutely infuriating when you run into it in reality. "No Hamas didn't stop to beheaded 40 babies on October 7th" "are you so naive to think terrorists wouldn't do that?"

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 130 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's terrible that she slept her way to the top, and deprived all those Nepo-Babies of those jobs.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 51 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Most of the people I've ever encountered who were hardcore DEI=Didint Earn It

...either got their job at a family-run business, via friends who gifted them a job they were under qualified for, or legitimately banged their way in and up.

It's like when NIL was established for college football, and the $EC started bitching about schools "buying" their rosters.... despite it being an open, poorly kept secret their boosters have been buying players for them for decades

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 18 points 19 hours ago

Every accusation a confession.

[–] nerdschleife@piefed.zip 187 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Credit : @letsnotdate on Instagram. She's hilarious and baits MAGAts for fun

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, her entire page is wild. She’s always one of my favorite creators to see come across my feed.

For the curious: She has a bait account where she edits her photos to make herself look like an ultra-conservative white woman. When creepy dudes inevitably message her, she trolls them. Usually by cranking the conservative conspiracy theories so far past 11 that they loop back around to liberal again, to see if she can get them to agree.

[–] NessD@lemmy.world 46 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

My favorite was her convincing someone to denounce Trump (or something like that) on Facebook for a picture in a bra of her xD

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago

Love it!

I accept all major credit cards, cash and ritual humiliation.

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[–] PhenomenalPancake@lemmy.world 177 points 1 day ago (42 children)

What evidence does this person have that Harris slept with anyone to advance her career?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 266 points 23 hours ago (13 children)

Evidence? How old fashioned...

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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 11 points 15 hours ago

For the sake of the argument, let’s say that she did. That’s not even remotely close to being as bad as what the opposition has done.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 89 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

She’s a woman. That’s it. That’s the evidence.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Evidence and facts aren't really a conservative thing. They're actually kind of anathema to them.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 88 points 23 hours ago

They heard and absorbed the hard truth that politicians get to where they are by fucking people, but just completely misunderstood it.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Counter argument. I've slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she's not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 20 hours ago

Counter-counter-argument: Have you considered that she's trying to help YOU sleep your way to the top?

[–] bored_boar_onboard@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

Just ask Grok if it’s true

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 47 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

His evidence is that “she’s a woman and that’s how they do things and I know because when I see one that I like my pp gets hard and i do everything she says and it’s not fair how horny and out of control I get because no adults ever took the time to teach me emotional regulation so I am lead around by the nose like fucking cattle in all aspects of life and that’s the fault of everyone else who would exploit that especially women who make me horny just by existing because I can’t ever admit to myself that the world would just throw me away and leave me with these flaws so I never worked on myself either”

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Imagine the wonders that kind of vagina could do for our country on the world stage if that is her advancement move.

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

She would open that strait right up

[–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 32 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You gotta meet people where they are.

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