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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 31 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's terrible that she slept her way to the top, and deprived all those Nepo-Babies of those jobs.

Most of the people I've ever encountered who were hardcore DEI=Didint Earn It

...either got their job at a family-run business, via friends who gifted them a job they were under qualified for, or legitimately banged their way in and up.

It's like when NIL was established for college football, and the $EC started bitching about schools "buying" their rosters.... despite it being an open, poorly kept secret their boosters have been buying players for them for decades

[–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 10 points 1 hour ago

You gotta meet people where they are.

[–] nerdschleife@piefed.zip 81 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Credit : @letsnotdate on Instagram. She's hilarious and baits MAGAts for fun

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 18 minutes ago

Yeah, her entire page is wild. She’s always one of my favorite creators to see come across my feed.

For the curious: She has a bait account where she edits her photos to make herself look like an ultra-conservative white woman. When creepy dudes inevitably message her, she trolls them. Usually by cranking the conservative conspiracy theories so far past 11 that they loop back around to liberal again, to see if she can get them to agree.

[–] NessD@lemmy.world 11 points 48 minutes ago

My favorite was her convincing someone to denounce Trump (or something like that) on Facebook for a picture in a bra of her xD

What are the odds this guy attacks Boebert with the same tenacity...

[–] PhenomenalPancake@lemmy.world 101 points 3 hours ago (14 children)

What evidence does this person have that Harris slept with anyone to advance her career?

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 36 points 1 hour ago

She’s a woman. That’s it. That’s the evidence.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 6 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

Counter argument. I've slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she's not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 36 minutes ago

Counter-counter-argument: Have you considered that she's trying to help YOU sleep your way to the top?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 156 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Evidence? How old fashioned...

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Evidence or an old-fashioned?

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 59 points 3 hours ago

They heard and absorbed the hard truth that politicians get to where they are by fucking people, but just completely misunderstood it.

It's been a while since I read it, but the relationship she had was completely above board.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 hours ago

His evidence is that “she’s a woman and that’s how they do things and I know because when I see one that I like my pp gets hard and i do everything she says and it’s not fair how horny and out of control I get because no adults ever took the time to teach me emotional regulation so I am lead around by the nose like fucking cattle in all aspects of life and that’s the fault of everyone else who would exploit that especially women who make me horny just by existing because I can’t ever admit to myself that the world would just throw me away and leave me with these flaws so I never worked on myself either”

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

There's no need to bring logic and reason into this...

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 hours ago

She's a woman. Seriously, they think that's enough.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Their bruised ego for one, how else could a woman attain what they absolutely never will?

[–] monkeyman76@fedinsfw.app 15 points 3 hours ago

His mate down the road said he's got a cousin who's in the know.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

She is a female in a place of power, according to the MAGA bigots. It had to be sexual favors, since females can't get anywhere on merit.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

She did date the mayor of San Francisco early in her career, which is how she got her start. After that it was all her though. Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment, which I'm sure many white men have gotten for less valid reasons, not turn that DA appointment into a Senate or VP position.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 41 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment

Now im imagining her pussy, hard at work, burning the midnight oil, checking spreadsheets, building ppts and getting performance reviews

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 hours ago

Freak in the sheets

[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I wish my girlfriend's pussy worked that hard.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

I wish mine did. Lazy cunt hitching a ride on all my hard work then it has the nerve to regularly distract me.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

A pussy that brings home the bacon?

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Even if it were true, I have more respect for someone who gets ahead using sex than making PowerPoints. At least with the sex presumably at least one of the people involved is having a good time.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

That pussy put her through law school. I cracked the books and and put in the grool to get where she is now!

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 hour ago

So? How many men have done the same? Doesnt prove shit.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

None, but white-bubbles stating otherwise would imply that her successful political career was the result of her merits and they seem incapable of doing that because they are a moron.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world -2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It is a known fact that Harris dated Willie Brown for 2 years at a time that coincided with her early career as a prosecutor. https://www.thetimes.com/world/us-world/article/willie-brown-kamala-harris-background-ex-boyfriend-j570nt95w

However people talk similar shit about London Breed so I think it’s only a partial truth at best and mostly sexism against powerful women in SF politics.

[–] edible_funk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Wait, coworkers dated? That's fuckin crazy.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Because we all know that the judicial and political are the same career paths.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] PhenomenalPancake@lemmy.world 5 points 43 minutes ago

Kinda yeah. Most politicians in the US started out as lawyers or working in some other capacity in the justice system.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 32 minutes ago

Many US states and cities elect their chief prosecutor (DA) and sometimes even judges.

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That approach seems less insane and more importantly, less evil than what's currently going on.

[–] III@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There is a comedian who had a bit where some guy in a random place started talking to him about how abortions are bad. He just went with it saying he agreed and that's why he likes gay people. They have the least amount of abortions. Really shuts these people down.

[–] BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Cliff Cash! He says you can’t have a rational conversation with irrational people, so outdumb them

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 2 points 48 minutes ago

Damn that's some sage advice.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 hours ago

New reframing just dropped

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Right?

She was so good at it that whoever she slept with was like, “cool, here’s the promotion you wanted.”

Not really the dig the hater thinks.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Who is Bubba?

Every accusation is a confession.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 hours ago

At least if this was true it would be good to have a prez to be thirsty abt

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] proprietedusage@eldritch.cafe 3 points 3 hours ago

@gedaliyah wtf did i just read