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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 26 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Evidence or an old-fashioned?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I would like one evidence, please. And some old fashioned.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I only have dence and old, is that alright?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why'd you offer if you knew you didn't have everything you needed???

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Hey man I'm just trying to sell my shit like everyone else, you want some or not

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Your products are horrible and your storefront is offensive. Of course I want some. I'll take two of everything. Including those... What did you call them? "Other customers?"

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Just hit me already, this shit thats going on is too much.

[–] ManOMorphos@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer Woodford over Bulleit in mine.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago

Since the trade war I’ve been making Canadian old fashioneds and like them better actually.

Canadian whisky of choice, I tend towards either Gibsons or Wisers for cocktails but you can use any Canadian, then Dillons orange bitters, maple syrup, and a large ice cube. Garnish with whatever you like to garnish an old fashioned with. If it’s around Christmas I’ll char a cinnamon stick and put it in too. I’d like to get a cocktail smoker eventually as well.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

So does Kash Patel apparently. Really put me off the brand even though they claim they did not provide the engraving on Patel's bottles of Woodford.

[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Kamala-grade Vagina