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The picture would be more accurate if she was firing the baby out of her hooha like ping pong balls at a Thai sex show.
That's not a fetus
A friend bought me a setof Animal crossing stickers. This one came in that set and I put it on my pack of pills. And it just works.
Why does it start on Tuesday? Also why does that bother me?
Ah yeah so this kind of pill comes with a sticker pack. You pick the sticker strip that's your schedule and put it on the top.
The og pack without a sticker starts on Sunday.
This isn't the brand in the picture, but illustrates the point.
Neat. But it should totally start with Monday.
Sunday is the first day of the week though. My time tracking software starts on monday and I hate it.
That depends on the country. You should switch your software to US locale.
The database I manage has 3 different week formats in it for reporting periods. Sun-Sat, Fri-Sun and Mon-Sun. We also have 5 different definitions of "year" depending on fiscal year, calendar year, operational year, and the operational years for 3 different large clients, etc.
As I've slid into adulthood the wisdom of Douglas Adams has really begun to resonate: "time is an illusion, lunchtime doubley so"
Fitting
Every time someone takes one a baby boomer loses their driver's license.
Give me all you've got, I'll eat so many it'll undo my ancestry back to the Pleistocene hominin population bottleneck.
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
A police officer testified Tuesday that Tony Moreno said he needed to kill his infant son, Aaden, so the child would not be raised by his ex-girlfriend’s family. . . “I asked him directly if he had dropped Aaden from the bridge,” Semper said during his testimony. “He nodded yes.” Semper said he asked Moreno if he threw Aaden like a half-court shot, three-point distance, free throw or layup. “He said free-throw distance. He said ‘free throw,'” Semper said.
Moreno Said He ‘Needed’ To Kill Infant Son – Hartford Courant
That's not what birth control does
Thanks, that's correct, now the joke is funny
You obviously aren't trying hard enough
The purpose of birth control is to get low. Or more philosophically, to all yeet yeet motherfucker (motherfucker), all yeet yeet goddamn (goddamn).
"laying pellets"
I’ve been in this situation.
Was the baby ok? Why would you throw a baby? Did it bounce?
In no order: yes, no, and yes
KOBE!
swish