Military grade LSD is still the best thing I’ve heard. Can’t tell you what the military grade signifies in this context doe
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Alright, I did - what's next?
You just found military grade LSD
No, I only found information about it, what am I doing wrong?
I really liked the trend of rating notbooks for MIL-STD-810.
MIL-STD-810 itself does not require equipment manufacturers to actually perform the tests defined in it, nor does it require that anything passes those tests.
Amazing.
"Is that good?"
"Depends on the context. Weapons? Yes. Food? No."
still depends. food ranges from tastes ok to this meal will outlast you(against your wishes) weapons range from sometimes to yes
Are you still on military grade stuff? Laaaaaaame, my bike is made out of space age materials.
I remember once I used to work at a electronics shop, and some dipshit insisted on a "military spec" Bluetooth speaker.
Uhuh mate
Wrap it in silicon, plastic and duct tape and charge 10x the price.
Make sure its got camo paint finish
So it’s the cheapest, minimally viable product?
Fun fact: "military-grade" encryption is AES-256.
In fairness, it's still robust and quantum secure by design
But also an open standard, so you'll know that any marketing material trying to sell you on military grade encryption is full of shit.
I think the point is in this case "military grade" and "everyday consumer grade" are identical
What’s the joke
Military grade means contract went to the lowest bidder
Military grade means made by the lowest bidder.
So? Commercial is also made to be the cheapest.
It is kind of an inside joke (not the best description, but close enough). People in the military know how shitty some of their gear is. Military grade used in marketing only makes people who don’t know think it is tough shit. Military folk know it means nothing.
Except boots.
If infantry bought the straight trash on the consumer market today, they would fall apart in a month...
Commercial still has to be somewhat good (in general) to stay in business. Military suppliers just need to supply Trump with pre-teens so they can cut even more corners.
No they don't. Look at Aliexpress. They sell cheap crap that is so low cost, nobody bothers to return it if it breaks immediately.
And it’s still higher quality than the stuff I got to use in the Army
"military grade" sounds way cooler to idiots than "commercial grade"
I only get military grade dish soap
Private buyers can choose from any number of manufacturers, from shit to actually good stuff. Military is always the lowest bidder.
Former military member here. There are a couple things at play here.
1.) The military will outline a specific requirement for specific equipment that contractors need to meet. Requirements depend on the mission, usage, tools required, etc. so "military grade" just means "we needed a specific product to perform a specific way." This does not mean it's good for any use. Just that it's what we needed in the moment for a specific job.
2.) We are required to buy from the lowest bidder. We ask contractors to build products for us that meet the specific requirements we outlined, then compare/contrast prices. Every contractor that built our product are in the running to become our supplier for that product... if they can beat every other contractor in price.
So how does a contractor win a government contract while still making money on the product they're selling? By cutting corners, using cheaper materials, and ensuring the product will last just long enough to meet our requirements before breaking. The cheaper they can build it, the more money they make while also selling cheaper than all their competitors.
So "military grade" just means it's a cheap piece of crap that met some arbitrary request the military made for a specific tool at one time. If you want quality products, avoid military grade.
A joke my mum (ex-military) used to make was "There's 3 ways to get things done: The right way, the wrong way, and the military way"
(For people who don't get it, the joke is that the military often does stuff in a dumbass way not because they tried to do things the right way and got it wrong, but because they value consistency and predictability much more than doing something right vs. wrong. I suppose there's probably a logic to it on the big, zoomed out view of things, but when you're just a grunt, the way the military works can often seem nonsensical)
The military is definitely all about following regulations and protocol, even if they don't make sense.
[...] the military often does stuff in a dumbass way
I was in the Air Force when I served, but I deployed with some Marines once. Their motto, which they repeated all the time, was, "If it's stupid, but works... it wasn't stupid."
They used this as an excuse to try very dumb ways to problem solve everything. And it led to very creative ways to do things; some of which actually worked.
But myself and a couple other Air Force folks got a kick out of watching the Marines figuratively smash rocks together, hoping to ignite a fire.
My favorite quote from that deployment came from one of the young Corporals in my office. He had just returned from a week-long forward mission and got stuck in an airport for 24 hours before his connecting flight.
He said, "I was so bored, I actually read a book from cover to cover! I don't think I've ever read an entire book in my life!"
I expected that to be a joke, but instead of laughing, the rest of the Marines just solemnly nodded along. Wow.
I used to volunteer for a German rescue organisation (think firefighters but for other use cases) and a common joke was “when you finish your deployment and you can only retrieve either personnel or equipment, what do you choose? Equipment, because personnel grows back after 18 years, equipment after 30”.
So yeah, we can relate to getting shitty equipment…
THW spotted.
Military grade is moniker placed on different types of gear and equipment to denote it was 'militarized' for use in service, or so the idea.
For most equipment, this means it was ruggedized, or in more laymen terms extra layers of plastic, rubber or some inexpensive material to make the item more resistant to shocks, drops or other potential trauma one might expect when used by soldiers in potentially hostile environments. The catch is the companies that produce these militarized equipment sell them for 5-10x more than what they should cost.
In the civilian world, people think military grade means top spec, latest and greatest. In the military world, military grade usually means it's tough but it's also a decade or more behind in tech and performance with very few exceptions. So if someone is trying to sell you military grade goods or worse, surplus, it's guaranteed to be overpriced crap that at best is going to survive a few more bumps than what a normal, civilian version could.
A budget as possible to meet the bare requirements for military use on bulk. You can consider "military grade" the baseline while most civvy items have higher quality, more feature, more comfort, etc.
Is military grade the same as mil-spec?
No. Mil-spec is an actual certified standard
Military grade is basically just “we made this shit to look like it’d be good as a prop in a movie” no actual standards, just good enough to sorta kinda sometimes work and is made as cheap as possible.
Edit; interesting comment by the other fella in the same reply chain, maybe “military grade” also encompasses stuff that’s made for specific purposes but doesn’t need to withstand rigorous standards, just be good enough for this one thing this one time and not much else
Granted, YMMV depending on country and region.
Yup.
EDIT: I see someone else commented that they're not the same. The truth is... it depends.
When I was serving in the military, we used the two terms interchangeably. They were basically the same thing to us. Although "military grade" is a more common term in the civilian sector, we would still use it when working with contractors on custom military equipment.
So if you want to be pendantic, mil-spec may be the more official term in the military. But in practice, we don't really differentiate between the two terms.