Use all the words in the right columns but preceded with "fuckin'" every time. Like a real gentleperson.
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Legit criticism! But hear me out. Who remembers all those different words anyway?
Instead of NOT using "very", I say we ONLY use "very".
It's a very idea!
The veryist of ideas. Bigley very
A very idea from a very mind! You're very.
You can put 'very' before every suggested alternative. What then?
I teach foreign language students and they often write about how their food was "very delicious", and it always sounds so jarring to me. There are a lot of really strong words that native speakers tend to not use very with.
eg:
very difficult task / very monumental task
very good cooking / very superb cooking
very happy man / very elated man
For some reason intensifiers like so and such don't have those restrictions:
The task was very/so monumental.
It was very/such superb cooking.
He was very/so elated.
Bring 'fucking' into it and even native speakers say how fucking delicious the food was.
It's funny how it suddenly appears to work with "fucking" but "very" is weird.
When very then?
Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.
Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.
Listen, I'm fatigued beyond imagination and incapable of reading this prosaic litany of mundane drivel.
That is something up with which I will not put.
Australian Version
Χ very tired √ fucking knackered
Χ very poor √ fucking skint
Χ very thirsty √ dry as a dead dingo's donger```
Me very meticulously checking every word to see why this in in shitpost.
very cool, thank you.
You're very welcome.
No, I like that language is composable. I think it's very convenient. It also allows me to say stuff in a way that's easier to grasp for folks who might not understand English that well. Very dumb suggestion.
Reads comment. Looks up list. Ah, he means it's a foolish suggestion. Splendid.
This is extra plus good
“Very busy” and “overloaded” are wildly different things.
As are very hot and boiling, very lazy and idle, very nervous and anxious, and like a good third more of these.
Damn honey, you look boiling in that outfit!
Looking at you makes me challenging!
idle does equate to very lazy
this was shit when it was on reddit
Hear me out: doubleplusgood
Very helpful

bounced on my boy's challenging lengthy to this until he boisterous stuffed
Strength and power are different measurements though
Can I interest you in strongful?
I don't know if this is a very good idea
very very words
Very is overused but has its uses. I think it's a good rule of thumb to avoid using it too much if you want greater impact, although eliminating it entirely would be a loss overall. What gives greater impact is the nuance that comes with having different words with similar meanings. Having a high impact word or phrase necessarily means having something lower impact to contrast against.
Also, the intensification with very isn't quite the same as using the listed intensified words. Challenging is intensified hard as opposed to easy but not to soft. In human terms boiling is very hot and opposed to freezing, but what does that make the sun? It's not a liquid turning into a gas.
Oh, and are people still against using literally to mean intensified figuratively?
What's the alternative to very figurative?
Very -> Verraily
Veraiously?
I am a fan of putting "very" in front of everything in the suggested list.