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[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

Listen, I'm fatigued beyond imagination and incapable of reading this prosaic litany of mundane drivel.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 month ago

That is something up with which I will not put.

[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This has nothing to do with grammar.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Doesn't matter, it's a very useful list to counter tik-tok brain damage.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 14 points 1 month ago

One could say it's the very thing we need.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago

“Very busy” and “overloaded” are wildly different things.

As are very hot and boiling, very lazy and idle, very nervous and anxious, and like a good third more of these.

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Australian Version

Χ very tired    √ fucking knackered
Χ very poor    √ fucking skint
Χ very thirsty √ dry as a dead dingo's donger```
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Very busy = flat out like lizard drinking

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me very meticulously checking every word to see why this in in shitpost.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The shitpost was that we both wasted our time

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

yeah some of these aren't accurate

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You can put 'very' before every suggested alternative. What then?

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[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am a fan of putting "very" in front of everything in the suggested list.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Very tiny. Very exhausted.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Very good examples!

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This post is very interesting.

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago
[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You're very welcome.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bounced on my boy's challenging lengthy to this until he boisterous stuffed

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[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago
[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 9 points 1 month ago

Use all the words in the right columns but preceded with "fuckin'" every time. Like a real gentleperson.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn honey, you look boiling in that outfit!

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Looking at you makes me challenging!

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

very very words

[–] AAA@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Legit criticism! But hear me out. Who remembers all those different words anyway?

Instead of NOT using "very", I say we ONLY use "very".

It's a very idea!

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Very helpful

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Very cold and freezing are different things. You can be very cold but above 0°.

Most of these are dumb.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 4 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Listen, I need to introduce you to any hot climate's weather terms (done in american and rest-of-the-fucking-world-but-liberia units for funsies):

  • >90/32 = hot
  • >28/82 = stifling (if humid) / little warm
  • >78/25 = warm
  • >75/24 = nice out
  • >22/72 = okay
  • >70/21 = cool
  • >68/20 = chilly
  • >60/16 = cold
  • <16/60 = freezing

You can be very cold and freezing. You can't be very cold and not freezing. ;)

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In freedom units, as viewed from New Mexico, where humidity is typically under 50% and often below 10% in the summer:

> 100 = hot or "sweltering" just because I like the word.

90 - 100 = hot

80 - 90 = warm

70 - 80 = comfortable

60 - 70 = cool

50 - 60 = chilly

35 - 50 = cold

< 35 = freezing

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Very lazy = idle?

No? Or is my english bad?

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Dunno if it is me, non-native English speaker, but it seems that very old can vary depending on context, while ancient barely changes on the context. And it seems few others could be divisive and a few green ticked ones repeat.

Edit: ah, this is shitposting comm :@

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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Apparently, my stomach is vacant.

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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Very good. Carry on

[–] assertnull@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

This is extra plus good

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Borat very nice!

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I say super instead. Or soooooo if I'm super super _.

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