I only get 1 min either way
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I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson
I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.
How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.
It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win
Tyson is like 70 dude.
Yes, but he's also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.
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Jake forgot that one simple trick.
Tyson was holding back punches in the first few rounds. He could have knocked Jake Paul out in the first round. Paul won because Tyson was tired after like round 2.
Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?
The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.
I reckon there is that British chick that fucks 1000 men a day or something. Is she Gen Z?
I think it's like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of "farm to table" amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.
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What's the difference between porn stars and camgirls?
Who is running the camera.
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Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.
Right? I'm stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they'd both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?
Nice try buddy! You'll need a good scaple if you want her juicy kidney.
Goodass but that's an opinion.
1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.
I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?
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I don't think I could take either of them in a fight.
Considering I don't know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I'm just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.
This is a "what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers"-type of question.
I'd rather be hit with a kg of feathers though.
Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those...
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mike Tyson is 59 now, still don't think I'd last a minute though
Lana Rhodes certainly. She isn't going to be able to affect me.
Mike Tyson would get me some 3-4 seconds in.
I'll just take the money.
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
A pund of feathers.
The guilt you get from skinning those pigeons is infinitely more heavy.
I'm pretty sure the for the vast majority of people Mike Tyson has a much better chance of finishing them off in a minute than Lana.
Would not last 1 minute with either
I don't really want to hit a woman. But I could kick Lana's ass.
Lick*
Are you sure about that? Porn stars are usually in really good shape.
1min is the same as 1min actually, so by those rules i wouldn't last longer with either
Terrible question.
What’s the reward here?
Getting a TBI or getting laid?
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Can I choose the bear?
Lana
Well atleast he is trying
I suspect I can run away from a septigenarian asthmatic for a minute, even in a boxing ring. Idk if I can flee from a young and healthy woman that long
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