this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's a process known as reincornation.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

SYRUP FOR THE SYRUP GOD! HUSKS FOR THE HUSK THRONE!

[–] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Wish I had more than one updoot to give.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's like getting the crown jewels, again.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

👏👏👏

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

😵‍💫🤯🌽

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

I can't believe you've done this.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This.... valley, it's sooooo what's the word?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago
[–] hoch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So my false self is just a high fructose version of my true self?

I can dig it.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

you're sweet to me, either way.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is candy corn hard like a jawbreaker or soft like a gummy bear?

Ive only seen it referenced and onscreen in Halloween episodes of American TV. Never once seen anyone eat it on screen to ascertain any kind of texture.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Soft, not as much as a gummy bear though. Closer to a skittles without the hard shell. Or a non-sticky starburst. They pretty much taste like stale sugar.

It's dried fondant pellets

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

It’s neither of those textures. It’s a texture that can only be achieved with corn syrup. Kinda chewy but firm, like taffy but more grainy and not stretchy.

It's like wax

[–] Doug@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL CORN??

🌽🌽 🔫😰

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best to pop us both, just to be sure.

🍿

[–] Doug@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

💀 🌽😌 only the REAL corn say such a corny line.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

So is candy corn real corn or no

[–] username_1@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Uncle Iroh: To find a true self in inner self you should drink a corn syrup inself!

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I dunno what they are, but it looks like a pile of crackhead teeth.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I love candy corn and chex mix, at a ratio of like a third of a piece of candy corn per 20 pieces of chex mix.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Something Something Baudrillard and Simulacra.