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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 2 points 56 minutes ago

"My life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself." -Princess Carolyn

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

How to use “Solomon’s paradox” to give yourself good life advice

Being too close to a problem makes it hard to analyze without an outsider's perspective. If I don't have an outsider nearby or within friendnapping distance, I use the Rubber Ducky Debugging technique.

Stuck? Ask a Rubber Duck!

Practicing self-compassion makes it less awkward to treat yourself as amazingly as you treat those around you.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 46 minutes ago)

I use tarot cards. They're pretty and I get to be the weird bog witch I always wanted to grow up to be.

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Best advice I've ever given and not taken was:

LAWYER UP, HIT THE GYM, DELETE FACEBOOK.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 51 minutes ago

1/3 ain’t bad, I’ve made progress.

[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago

Who the hell does this Solomon guy think he is calling me out like this.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

me for relationship advice in highschool

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

me giving relationship advice currently

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 55 minutes ago

I gave decent advice, never been in one. Lmao, told my friend to go get him, didn't go get another friend.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 2 points 2 hours ago

Sometimes I make a conscious effort to think about what I would say to someone else in my situation. It's helpful.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's called self-actualization when you can give yourself the same advice. MDon't let the term allow you to believe it's more than a resting place of awareness.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Understanding my propensity to give good advice that I struggle to follow when applying it to myself has helped to push me towards actually following my own advice.

After all, I don't want to be a hypocrite. It would feel wrong to give advice if I weren't at least trying to follow it

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Mimicking host.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 37 minutes ago
[–] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh I just met a guy not more than 10 minutes ago who openly admitted to injesting the horse version of ivermectin to help with his stomach cancer. his doctor won't prescribe the human version. So he has to go to a vet. Lmao well hopefully one less trump voter come November

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You met a fella and ten minutes later told the Internet you want him dead. Classy af.

[–] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

Oh is the bootlicker offended?

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

What a weird response.

I had to double-check the definition of bootlicker to see if it changed. I'm not sure how it applies to pointing out how scummy it is to wish death upon a stranger. I'm not offended, just bummed that combative people like you have stumbled onto Lemmy.