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[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Football is a sport played all over the world. American Football is only played in the USA and Canada.

Sorry, Americans, but you lost this battle ages ago. Just let it go.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Run it by me again... You carry the ball in your hands and run forwards? You occasionally throw it, again using your hands?

What do you call it?

Football.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

What's the britbowl? Who are the GB lions?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Thats the same face I make when you call them "crossing guards" instead of "lollipop ladies"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

This Tarkatan kinda looks like my neighbor. But with fewer teeth.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Fake British word is probably my all time least favourite genre of meme

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I'm not a big fan of goulash.

See? Opinions aren't fun when not asked for.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Boppy, it's fallen to the wayside as of late, wouldn't call it dead as a dodo but it's about on par with things like glaciers and nuance

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Single handedly keeping the word alive. Thank you for your service o7

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure there is more than one foot involved. Therefore it should be called feetball.

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's why football is called football. There's only one kicker. One foot.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

See? Here we go.

Soccer - Uses both feet. Should be called feetball.

NFL - Only uses one foot to touch the ball. During punts or feildgoals. Accurately named football.

[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

‘Soccer’ is the British word for the sport already. Don’t let them pretend

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Dude in the thumbnail must be a super messy eater.

Mofo ain't got no lips!

He must be using up toothbrushes like other people are using up toilet paper.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Bad candidate for most British "food".

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 31 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Americans when you call it "rugby for girls" and not "runny jumpy catch between adverts":

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Womens rugby is infinitely better than American Football

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I can't even imagine a more ridiculously bad take. Ur bad boooooo. Clearly don't respect women either. MMA is the only entertaining sport. All others are adults playing children's games.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world -1 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Search "brutal NFL hits" on YouTube and tell me again why you think a bunch of dudes on their knees hugging and playing reverse tug-of-war is manly

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Rugby players dont wear body armour.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Check the community, Chuckles!

Besides, I’m a Bears fan, so I’ve seen plenty of footage of Dick Butkus’ hits.

You know, years ago I saw a bit on a UK NFL show where they had a couple of rugby players and a couple of NFL players try each others’ sports.

The NFL players came out of the experience saying “Hell, that game is brutal. They’re big guys and they hit hard, and they don’t wear any padding. No thanks!”

The rugby players came out of the experience saying “Hell, that game is brutal. You’ve got the pads, sure, but that just means everyone hits each other harder! No thanks!”

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Can we just call it all football!?

  • Ruggers Football
  • Assoccers Football
  • Gridders Football
  • Basketters Netball
  • Softy Rounders Ball
  • Crickers Baseman’s Ball

And let’s have mixed teams

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago
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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Got the British teeth right

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Most of the world calls it football because feet and ball. American football is usually referred to as commercials or ads.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Etymology-wise, football is actually called football because it's done on foot as opposed to on horse.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Ah so that's why its Polo and not "horse polo"

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It’s named after the shirt.

Which in turn got its name from Marco Polo.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

Oh that makes sense! Polo shirts have that little horse guy on them sometimes.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What. Horseball was taken?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yep, check Pornhub for proof

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It seems so stupid to me that Americans took over the name football for a sport thats not even mainly played by foot, and then pretend like thats the sport that naturally belongs to the name. Like wtf.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 11 points 15 hours ago

This is why the fuck: american football evolved from Association Football (soccer) and rugby. Americans didn't take over the name, the names for each version of the "ball game on a field with goals at either end" developed from different regional slang as each sport evolved and grew into popularity in their respective places. Each of those sports developed various shortened or slang versions of their name. Rugby was really Rugby football. Association football became soccer, a term coined in London and adopted by Americans. Gridiron football evolved from both and become what Americans just called football.

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